Distinguished Ladies!! apologies for the belated announcement...Drumroll......!!! After a whopping 50 votes in our BlokeIdol contest, I am pleased to announce that the winner isssssssssss:::
MR DONATUS OF GERMAN YORUBA ORIGIN!!.. Weeeeeeee!!! congrats to Donatus, who has been won by Mimi. Donatus promises Mimi a wonderful time in Nquto Village,drinking palm wine under the guava tree. Mimi, Dona has sent you a matching skurt suit for u to wear when u meet him... good luck mimi.. Toyin Tomato, no vex shogbo, Alao is still available ( smile)
You people of blogville, come and save me o... OK, I know u will say 'this bimbylads has come again' .. ehn, yes i have come again. OT will not kill me o!! Oh! are u new to my blog and u dont know OT? oya, ladies and gentlemen,[meet him here].
I dont know what I did to this man o... oloju kokoro, alakoba man. You know he is no longer working for me, as we have moved departments, and as I kuku realised that he had fasheed my side for the other lepa babe in the department... so i dey rejoice... only for me to be chatting with him yesterday and as i dey chat go.. wait sef, infact, let me copy and paste the conversation here for u people. make una judge wetin I for do.. abi kini gbogbo nonsense yi sef?
Ok, what led to this conversation: I was discussing work o, only for him to be asking about my relationship....only for him to just type
OT - says:
are you 'intimate' with your man as a Christian?!?!?
why?its none of your business ( my eyes were wide open with shock)
OT - says:
because I am a red blooded male, and, as you are such a beautiful and intellegent woman, in your man's position, I could not picture being able to keep my hands off you, so if you are not sleeping with him... hmm..I am wondering if he has more will power than me!
Bimbylads: *appear offline*
Ole...Olojukokoro.. oluju wonko wonko.. see his eyes like 'i am not able to keep my hands off you!'.. hiss... i must sue this yeye man very soon... abi warrabish is all this?? ehn? and now I have anoda oga, Yarn Plenty (YP).., I dont know sef, weda YP or OT....which one is better for my sanity.
YP does not have a crush on me o, he respects him self and all, but (there must always be a but) the only problem be say, YP dey talk, and if e dey talk sense, I no go complain, but na total opaks the guy dey yarn!. As in, me I thought I could talk o! but meen, this guy dey yarn, Omo, na to be holding my eyes open o, when hes talking.
Last week, he asked me to join him briefly for a ‘short’ meeting, in order to touch base on my project. Na so,I carry my self go the meeting o, with pen and pad, ready to discuss WORK...
Bimbylads: " … I am eager to explain to you what phase we are now on this project, especially as it is the nearing the critical path. We had a few challenges with one of our major suppli----"
YP: "hmm.. ( deep sigh)...I am an old man… and you strike me as someone who is closed-----" ( he peered into my eyes and made a gesture like when you zip a dress)
Egba mi! wetin be dis now? How will your being an old man help my project now? and it is me that is closed like zip? You self, u will be pressed like press button!... hiss
''(laughing nervously)… Yes, I am quite reserved ( friggin understatement of the year), but in THIS PROJECT, one of our major suppliers took a huge risk in the which--------''
" Ah ha! I can sense something…. I can sense that you are very passionate about your project.. you need not be.. ( he pauses for effect and then snaps his fingers) …detachment! Detachment is the key.. You see I am an old man,…. ( na so the guy begin yarrrrrrn o! wetin e no talk ? age, detachment and my closed nature o , you name it.., everything BUT the issue i expected us to talk about-"
(all this while, he is still peering into my eyes, and he has a funny way of enlargening his eye balls with each word)
and like that o, YP did not stop talking for like 30 minutes and the funny thing is, he will ask a question and answer it himself..he fit say "bimbylads, are u tired?" then 2 seconds later say... "no! not at all!you are versatile..."..
and all this while, i go juz dey look am like i dey museum...........na who I offend for this London? Why I come dey always get this kain people for my department? abi wetin be all this psychoanalysis? If e dey pain you say you old, go buy Morgan dye now? One application is all it takes!
Bloggers, if na you I offend, abeg no vex… please, why take OT and bring me YP ? ehn??? Not like OT Is better o, Oyinbo Techkie get hin own; YP Get hin own..... wo, I don’t know sef…
hiss.... i just got an email from work communications saying that the office will be going 'bin less' all in the name of recycling.. wo, i tire for all this rubbish o, so no dust bin again? hisss.. very soon we wont have chair and table.... becos we want to save the planet.. !! anyway, i will put my rubbish in my handbag and carry it back home.. I DOUBLE DARE ANYONE TO TURN THEIR NOSES AT ME ON THE TRAIN.
gorra fade.... Bobby mi; paddy mi...i've emailed u.. Toyin tomato, bawo ni? 36...how r u keepin'.. Fineboy- need some tonic noow?!.....dimples;how far now?....
thanks for the emails i received from non-bloggers (u know ur selves). u guys are awesome, thanks a lot..
have a great weekend and see u guys in about 4 weeks ( sorry, no blogging for me for next 4 weeks or somin..mo bizzy gaan).....
have a great weekend