ladies, ladies,welcome to blogville's first BLOKEIDOL 2007.. yaaaaaaay!!! this is a show that lasts just one daY.. ladies... DONT BE CHY!! .. HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS::
BIMBYLADS PRESENTS:
CONTESTANT NUMBER WAN:
My name is Donatus, Hatshually, i am a yoruba man by origin, but i like my english name Donatus better. it is a prestigious name of german origin. I'm single ready to mingle with a fine gal no pimplez.. yes ke.. and guezz what? I am moving to London in the next few months, awon oloriburuku at the hembassy finally gave me FISA. ehn o! yez ke.. and oh yelz , yelz.. I love music, Wasiu and Kollington to be specific. And cooking o. I am looking for a woman in her late 30s or early 40s to cook jellof rice with ata din din and plenty brokoto.
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWOOOOO:
My name is Jasintonochi, Jason for short *insert sexy laughter* I was born in the village of Nqutu. I am 41 years old. Most of my suits are made by Indian tailors that I know. I am looking for an English or Nigerian woman (Black) possibly teacher/lecturer or Nurse *insert sexy laughter*
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREEEE:
Hexcuse the stupendous introduction by Jasontonochi. *clearing throat*.. I am the honorable NNemekalachi Micheal Issac Manuel. I was born in Babanango in 1969. My father taught me how to match colours and helped me to develop my own style.
I am looking for a full figured woman I don't mind if she has children already... Ladies, out there, Nnemeka is available and can propose marriage at first meeting.
CONTESTANT NUMBER FOURRRRRRRR:
Alao is the name. My favourite name is Mary or Tina. I am looking for an English woman who isn't Married. I don't mind if she has children.british or american passport essential....
Bloggers... yayyyyyyy!! breeeeeehaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa....
leave comments as to ur fav...LAWL.. and LAWLiNG again and again.!!!
Ok seriously.. Im so sorry im too lazy to blog and my friend fowarded me this email last week, so i spiced it up and thought to share...
have a fab weekend
*disclaimer: i got this as a fowarded email o, all names are fictitious and no harm was meant in the publishing of this pictures- make una no break my head o!!*
Bimbylads...
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52 comments:
I can see that you are really crazy....Lawl !!! U cracked me up seriously on this one... OMG,the rooms.. you are a serious joker.. am sure u spent overtime in momsy's belle.
Anyways love your blog.
Remain blessed.
Bimby you are mad, I personally would go for Donatus. He is the man for me.
Absolutely hilarious...wishing them well.
Btw, i LURV My Redeemer Lives-Nicole C. Mullen playing on ya thingy.
Bims, you don craze finish!
lol@ contestants and 3&4 lookalike.
Contestant 2 is the shitniz!!!!!
say whattttttttttttttt? that denge pose? Hits not HEAZY HAT HALL!!!!
I'll go for nomba 2 please..he's got spunk. do i hear 1 dollar?? going once...twice...
Where in da earth did you get these pictures? LOL. You're damn funny.
Heheheh! Silly woman!
Bimbylads, u r a cLOWN!!! gosh this is sooo hilarious!!
lolllllllll.. LOL!! LOLLLLL!!! i cant even type cos i am laughing!! LOL!!
@ puree: lol!! nah babe, was there for a good 9 months o!! hold on sef make i ask the woman.. *reaching for NaijaTalk phone card** thanks for the compliment. Stay blessed too..
@Tminx: see why i gbadun u, i knew u would not front for me.. i have Dona's number.. ill mail u.. lol..luv u
@Ugo daniels: that Song is wonderful!!
@Omahemi: u lurve me dont ya!! lol!! Lai Lai! contestant 4 is cuter o! with his punk!! gba be!
@ mimi: GONE!!! lol!!- MIMI wins contestant number 2!! he is off the market girls.. only 1, 3 and 4 r afailable!!
@tayo: got it from a friend o!! and trust me to spice it up with my own lyrics
@ide: lol
@bimbylads fan and anon: thanks o.. ese gan ni!! thanks for stopping by @ my blog., please use ur real names noooWW!!
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U r pure cralzyl gurl!
hehhehehe....you ehn, i was jest(not just) lawling away while shecking out the contestants, as in i instantly fashid my david beckham fantasy. I had to adjust the fantasy mehn, no 2 is actually the man of my dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lawl lawl lawl.
LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL..dis gal u are crazy o
LOL...my dad's name is Donatus!!
Ohmygoodness...thats teww mad...Donatus is the hunk for me...ha ha!
CHICALA, CHICALA, CHICALA...
hissssssssssssssss. warn yourself oh. warn yourself very well.
Bimby, what is all this rubbish??? i came, saw my contestant number 2 with his segzy denge pose and his sexier laugh, said i don purchase am for 1 dollar, u said gone, and now this chicala of a girl now came and brought her mouth and said she is the man of her dreams!
bimby i know its not your fault that she didnt read,
CHICALA LEAVE CONTESTANT 2 ALONE!
i cant even turn my back for 1 day...nonsense!
@ patricia: i apologise o!! no offence intended whatsoever.. lol..
@ mimi: come into the board room, lets have a civil meeting over this.
@naija vixen: chai! e go tough o.. enough bids on Donatus already!!
lol i am nominating you for the weirdest and craziest person on blogsville.. you have issues.. LOVE YOU... hehe... i love that tongolo song... if i tell you the story about how i tried to do stripdance to this song.. bloody hilarious.. hehe.. but i wont yarn sha... hehe
i cldnt hep it, i was too carried away by his beauty ...i mean hainsomeness, that i had to say how i felt abourim kiakia without ashualey reading bimby's comment saying he's gone.
Chicala leaves sobbing....well she can manage no 1....he looks hardworking and caring ehn, he already has buckets of water ready for when scarcity of water beguns, lawl. I can also see his cooker and firidge(we wont be hungry)!
lawl!
lol@ chicala!! lolllllllll.. here tissue.. dont mind mimi, shes a big bully..
you have officially kolo'ed lol. Hilarious post. My fav is... Alao is the name. lol.
MY GOSH...lolololololol.
You don kolo finish
LAWL LAWL LAWL.....
Lawl Bimby, you are funny for small woman oh! T Minx, hands of Donatus, he is mine ... you can't cook Jellof rice with ata din din like I can!
haha..none taken at all, funny post!
Jasinto baba! Bad guy...you too dey...nothing do you! Ah ah, see suit!
This post, comments included, is just too funny.
@Chicala, you may want to reconsider number one as your alternative, given that the bench behind him is actually his bed; however there is something to be said for the plush duvet covering it.
Bimbylads you are truly a nut.... None of these guys are appetizing...
hey judges our 5 contestants have sung their producers choice song...pls go and listen to them and leave ur comments ASAP!we will appreciate it if u can leave voice comments!tanx
Numbers Three and Four are one and the same jare! LOL!!!!
Does C.E. know you are ogling pictures of HOTTIES(*cough*) instead of preparing for married life????
funny as hell! rock on rawk onnnnnnnnnnnnnn
contestant number 3 please...my heart is beating in rapture
lawdy...
where did you find these pics?
lol.. Lord have mercy!!!
Any realtives of urs!!!
lawl... I love d song playing on ur blog!!! My fav evah... I know my redeemer lives
ehn ehn, so i am now a bully? now! i have substantial evidence that bimbylads has been counter-campaigning for me (LAWLINGGGGG!)
i shall take this up with the producers and consultant to see what they have to say about a judge,in conjuction with a bitter ex-contestant, using harmful words against a current contestant!
ok, obv i'm 2 happy!
heheeh I dont no oh! they are all too HAWT!!! bimby you no serious!
hallo..to all the kontestants.
i haf american passport, british passport, Nigerian passport, shen-gen Visa..whatefar, i have it...
i learnt how to cook from iya sikira at bankolemo, my brokoto is correct , my jollof rice pepery and fery red
i ushually use 3 bras to pack my pim-pim, and you can use my ikebe to cus commotion, i no vex.
so dis is my own proposal, toyintomato..is waitin fur u.
...befur i go, i hopes you all hav very big tummy, whish i can rubb.
***byes to you all
hahahah this is mad funny
What Boniface didn't make an entry? lawl lawl lawl
Hilarious!!!
babe ur a joker!!
HEY THE FINALISTS HAVE SUNG THEIR SoNGs O...PLS THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE ENDEAVOUR TO PLS LEAVE VOICE COMMENT(pls also,give a short farewell speech in ur voice comment),..IF U ARE BUSY PLS U CAN DO IT OVER THe WEEKEND!TANX..PINKPEKE
I am late but please was that supposed to be a fashion shoot for a line of suits or are my eyes confusing me.
vote for meeeeeeeeee
Lol Donatus Rawkssssssss....lol. Dat was funny.
Bimby, you're somen else. Haba mo ti fe rerin para mi.
Saw your pix on True love. Cooooooooooolllll.
Saw you in True Love!!!!
Great picture
this is the product of
joblesness + koloness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MfkOjwNRYI
men, and i was crying that i have no boyfriend...
thanks for alerting me to the range of men out there.
au revoir singlehood; datingville, here I come.
I am bidding for contestant number three.
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