13.6.07

PRESENTING: BLOKEIDOL 2007

THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST BLOKEIDOL 2007!!

ladies, ladies,welcome to blogville's first BLOKEIDOL 2007.. yaaaaaaay!!! this is a show that lasts just one daY.. ladies... DONT BE CHY!! .. HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS::


BIMBYLADS PRESENTS:


CONTESTANT NUMBER WAN:



My name is Donatus, Hatshually, i am a yoruba man by origin, but i like my english name Donatus better. it is a prestigious name of german origin. I'm single ready to mingle with a fine gal no pimplez.. yes ke.. and guezz what? I am moving to London in the next few months, awon oloriburuku at the hembassy finally gave me FISA. ehn o! yez ke.. and oh yelz , yelz.. I love music, Wasiu and Kollington to be specific. And cooking o. I am looking for a woman in her late 30s or early 40s to cook jellof rice with ata din din and plenty brokoto.







CONTESTANT NUMBER TWOOOOO:




My name is Jasintonochi, Jason for short *insert sexy laughter* I was born in the village of Nqutu. I am 41 years old. Most of my suits are made by Indian tailors that I know. I am looking for an English or Nigerian woman (Black) possibly teacher/lecturer or Nurse *insert sexy laughter*





CONTESTANT NUMBER THREEEE:




Hexcuse the stupendous introduction by Jasontonochi. *clearing throat*.. I am the honorable NNemekalachi Micheal Issac Manuel. I was born in Babanango in 1969. My father taught me how to match colours and helped me to develop my own style.
I am looking for a full figured woman I don't mind if she has children already... Ladies, out there, Nnemeka is available and can propose marriage at first meeting.





CONTESTANT NUMBER FOURRRRRRRR:



Alao is the name. My favourite name is Mary or Tina. I am looking for an English woman who isn't Married. I don't mind if she has children.british or american passport essential....





Bloggers... yayyyyyyy!! breeeeeehaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa....

leave comments as to ur fav...LAWL.. and LAWLiNG again and again.!!!


Ok seriously.. Im so sorry im too lazy to blog and my friend fowarded me this email last week, so i spiced it up and thought to share...
have a fab weekend

*disclaimer: i got this as a fowarded email o, all names are fictitious and no harm was meant in the publishing of this pictures- make una no break my head o!!*


Bimbylads...

53 comments:

puree said...

I can see that you are really crazy....Lawl !!! U cracked me up seriously on this one... OMG,the rooms.. you are a serious joker.. am sure u spent overtime in momsy's belle.

Anyways love your blog.
Remain blessed.

TaureanMinx said...

Bimby you are mad, I personally would go for Donatus. He is the man for me.

Ugo Daniels said...

Absolutely hilarious...wishing them well.

Btw, i LURV My Redeemer Lives-Nicole C. Mullen playing on ya thingy.

omohemi Benson said...

Bims, you don craze finish!

lol@ contestants and 3&4 lookalike.

~Mimi~ said...

Contestant 2 is the shitniz!!!!!

say whattttttttttttttt? that denge pose? Hits not HEAZY HAT HALL!!!!

I'll go for nomba 2 please..he's got spunk. do i hear 1 dollar?? going once...twice...

Tayo said...

Where in da earth did you get these pictures? LOL. You're damn funny.

Idemili said...

Heheheh! Silly woman!

BimbyLads_fan said...

Bimbylads, u r a cLOWN!!! gosh this is sooo hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

lolllllllll.. LOL!! LOLLLLL!!! i cant even type cos i am laughing!! LOL!!

BiMbyLaDs** said...

@ puree: lol!! nah babe, was there for a good 9 months o!! hold on sef make i ask the woman.. *reaching for NaijaTalk phone card** thanks for the compliment. Stay blessed too..

@Tminx: see why i gbadun u, i knew u would not front for me.. i have Dona's number.. ill mail u.. lol..luv u

@Ugo daniels: that Song is wonderful!!

@Omahemi: u lurve me dont ya!! lol!! Lai Lai! contestant 4 is cuter o! with his punk!! gba be!

@ mimi: GONE!!! lol!!- MIMI wins contestant number 2!! he is off the market girls.. only 1, 3 and 4 r afailable!!

@tayo: got it from a friend o!! and trust me to spice it up with my own lyrics


@ide: lol

@bimbylads fan and anon: thanks o.. ese gan ni!! thanks for stopping by @ my blog., please use ur real names noooWW!!





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temmy tayo said...

U r pure cralzyl gurl!

chicala said...

hehhehehe....you ehn, i was jest(not just) lawling away while shecking out the contestants, as in i instantly fashid my david beckham fantasy. I had to adjust the fantasy mehn, no 2 is actually the man of my dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lawl lawl lawl.

Pink-satin said...

LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL..dis gal u are crazy o

Patricia said...

LOL...my dad's name is Donatus!!

Naija Vixen said...

Ohmygoodness...thats teww mad...Donatus is the hunk for me...ha ha!

~mimi~ said...

CHICALA, CHICALA, CHICALA...

hissssssssssssssss. warn yourself oh. warn yourself very well.

Bimby, what is all this rubbish??? i came, saw my contestant number 2 with his segzy denge pose and his sexier laugh, said i don purchase am for 1 dollar, u said gone, and now this chicala of a girl now came and brought her mouth and said she is the man of her dreams!
bimby i know its not your fault that she didnt read,

CHICALA LEAVE CONTESTANT 2 ALONE!

i cant even turn my back for 1 day...nonsense!

BiMbyLaDs** said...

@ patricia: i apologise o!! no offence intended whatsoever.. lol..


@ mimi: come into the board room, lets have a civil meeting over this.

@naija vixen: chai! e go tough o.. enough bids on Donatus already!!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lol i am nominating you for the weirdest and craziest person on blogsville.. you have issues.. LOVE YOU... hehe... i love that tongolo song... if i tell you the story about how i tried to do stripdance to this song.. bloody hilarious.. hehe.. but i wont yarn sha... hehe

chicala said...

i cldnt hep it, i was too carried away by his beauty ...i mean hainsomeness, that i had to say how i felt abourim kiakia without ashualey reading bimby's comment saying he's gone.

Chicala leaves sobbing....well she can manage no 1....he looks hardworking and caring ehn, he already has buckets of water ready for when scarcity of water beguns, lawl. I can also see his cooker and firidge(we wont be hungry)!

lawl!

BiMbyLaDs** said...

lol@ chicala!! lolllllllll.. here tissue.. dont mind mimi, shes a big bully..

o.šeyï said...

you have officially kolo'ed lol. Hilarious post. My fav is... Alao is the name. lol.

o.šeyï said...

MY GOSH...lolololololol.

dolly said...

You don kolo finish

LAWL LAWL LAWL.....

Vickii said...

Lawl Bimby, you are funny for small woman oh! T Minx, hands of Donatus, he is mine ... you can't cook Jellof rice with ata din din like I can!

patricia said...

haha..none taken at all, funny post!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Jasinto baba! Bad guy...you too dey...nothing do you! Ah ah, see suit!

Anonymous said...

This post, comments included, is just too funny.

@Chicala, you may want to reconsider number one as your alternative, given that the bench behind him is actually his bed; however there is something to be said for the plush duvet covering it.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Bimbylads you are truly a nut.... None of these guys are appetizing...

BlogVille Idols said...

hey judges our 5 contestants have sung their producers choice song...pls go and listen to them and leave ur comments ASAP!we will appreciate it if u can leave voice comments!tanx

LondonBuki said...

Numbers Three and Four are one and the same jare! LOL!!!!

Does C.E. know you are ogling pictures of HOTTIES(*cough*) instead of preparing for married life????

The Last King Of Scotland said...

funny as hell! rock on rawk onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Uzo said...

contestant number 3 please...my heart is beating in rapture

Chameleon said...

lawdy...
where did you find these pics?

Allied said...

lol.. Lord have mercy!!!

Dimples said...

Any realtives of urs!!!

2ndCorin5:17 said...

lawl... I love d song playing on ur blog!!! My fav evah... I know my redeemer lives

~Mimi~ said...

ehn ehn, so i am now a bully? now! i have substantial evidence that bimbylads has been counter-campaigning for me (LAWLINGGGGG!)
i shall take this up with the producers and consultant to see what they have to say about a judge,in conjuction with a bitter ex-contestant, using harmful words against a current contestant!

ok, obv i'm 2 happy!

Confused Naija Girl said...

heheeh I dont no oh! they are all too HAWT!!! bimby you no serious!

...toyintomato said...

hallo..to all the kontestants.
i haf american passport, british passport, Nigerian passport, shen-gen Visa..whatefar, i have it...
i learnt how to cook from iya sikira at bankolemo, my brokoto is correct , my jollof rice pepery and fery red
i ushually use 3 bras to pack my pim-pim, and you can use my ikebe to cus commotion, i no vex.
so dis is my own proposal, toyintomato..is waitin fur u.
...befur i go, i hopes you all hav very big tummy, whish i can rubb.
***byes to you all

Mona said...

hahahah this is mad funny

Kpakpando said...

What Boniface didn't make an entry? lawl lawl lawl

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Calabar Gal said...

Hilarious!!!

im a babe said...

babe ur a joker!!

BlogVille Idols said...

HEY THE FINALISTS HAVE SUNG THEIR SoNGs O...PLS THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE ENDEAVOUR TO PLS LEAVE VOICE COMMENT(pls also,give a short farewell speech in ur voice comment),..IF U ARE BUSY PLS U CAN DO IT OVER THe WEEKEND!TANX..PINKPEKE

Adaure said...

I am late but please was that supposed to be a fashion shoot for a line of suits or are my eyes confusing me.

~Mimi~ said...

vote for meeeeeeeeee

LurLar said...

Lol Donatus Rawkssssssss....lol. Dat was funny.

BabsBETA said...

Bimby, you're somen else. Haba mo ti fe rerin para mi.

Saw your pix on True love. Cooooooooooolllll.

boorish male said...

Saw you in True Love!!!!
Great picture

exschoolnerd said...

this is the product of
joblesness + koloness.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MfkOjwNRYI

catwalq said...

men, and i was crying that i have no boyfriend...
thanks for alerting me to the range of men out there.
au revoir singlehood; datingville, here I come.
I am bidding for contestant number three.