9.3.07

just rambling

So Right now, im watching everybody loves Raymond and eating Yam and egg at the same time.. oh meen! life is sweet when you can work from home..

so i have decided to maybe close my hi5 account becasuse this is getting RIDICULOUS - i cant spell the word but i know how i feel..
I checked my hi5 account email today and i saw 2 messages that I had to just post WORD for WORD!! i cant fathom how a human being will sit down and compose this kind of nonsense to someone you 'hope' to meet in the near future... just cant fathom it ,...

the first:

FROM MAC WANT TO KNOW U MORE BETTER


HI, I AM MAC ,LIVING IN HOLLAND NOW,I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOU MORE BETTER, IF U ARE INTRESTED ADD ME TO UR MESSAGR OR U CALL ME ON MY NUMBER

EMAIL ADDRESS:XX@HOTMAIL.COM AND MY NUMBER IS :0031xxxxxx

HOPE TO HEAR FROM U.
MY REGARDS, SIR MAC.
......................................

Sir MAC ko, Sir Fashion Fair ni.. nonsense.. u want to know me more better? can u imagine the yeye man? so that me too i will reply and say i want to know u more better and 2 of us can be knowing each other more more betterer and betterer.. whatever.. im soo irritated


EMAIL 2:

hey sweet girl,
you're really a risk taker so please with your charming face and that money hole on your chicks don't stop SMILLING.
It's nice looking through you pics they are "NICE ONE" so, COME ON ANGEL.
Taiwo O


My thoughts? Taiwo O, u don kolo finish.. u dey find person wey go bring u come london abi? how on earth am I a risk taker because of my DIMPLES?? how on earth did u think that dimples will equate to money hole?in fact .. u will have money hole on ur forehead..hissssss...and im not an angel.. if ur looking for Angel.. go to Angel station.. ( ok, i know thats very dry but im soo pizzed off... and im still SMILLING.. wont ever stop SMILLING


anyway, as i said .. im just rambling so.. but I have to find a tailor soon o..my tailor- sorry seamstress charges a minimum of 60 squids to sew cloth for u!!

im thinking seriously of popping into Argos to get a sewing machine.. ill train myself and do FREEDOM for myself.. LOL. why on earth did all those auntys and househelps and co in naija used to call thier graduation from apprenticeship freedom?? beats me...


LondonNaijaChic.. wassup with ur blog doing VIP only? abeg correct that thin quick o..- OK.. ive checked and its corrected now.. thanks.. GUYS pls VISIT LONDONNAIJACHICS blog and let us know if ur interested in hanging out!ok,, ive rambled enough..

wait one more quezzzzion.. where on earth is the colour on BLOG?? I wanna blue,green and red my posts noooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww..

12 comments:

Simply Gorgeous said...

Ha, I am first. let me go and read now and come back.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Ms. Bumbylads- you are truly a nut. Why in God's name are you advertising on Hi-5 then curse out your suitors when they see a fine babe. Do you blame them?

As for London Naija chic- I am among those that are banned from her page. Bush woman. Hurry up and correct your page!

londonnaijachic said...

bimby lol! u are sthg else. Mac ko fashion fair ni that just had me in stitches.Me too i got like 3 ankaras waiting to be sewn.Two for friend's weddings and one for my Aunt's 4oth. I had to sew a dress for 60 pounds that am using tommorrow it was sewn well but not worth it. But wetin we go do? I was just thinking that i should have carried the three ankaras and give to my mom to sew when she came visiting and there will always be someone to bring them back but too late now :(

LondonBuki said...

SG abeg comot for road my friend!

I am FIRST!

LondonBuki said...

BimbyLads, FOST and foremost - You are an ara-oko! How can you not know how to change the colour of your text? That's why SG is calling all of us in London BUSH!

Secondly, you have holes in your cheeks? Ok, I love you... my Mummy has serious dimples o, I love dimples!

TODly, OSE GAN AN! Taink you for the sponsorship... Olorun a ke e bi o se ke Morenike...

LNC is supposed to learn how to sew ABI? Ask her to hurry up!

yankeenaijachick said...

Hey girl, l love your blog. Very funny and interesting. Girl, my hi5 messages sometimes drive me nuts. That's the latest form of toasting. lol

Bluntremi said...

Hilarious-
First time reading your blog (I think ) you read so many at times you lose track!!!

Have fun this weekend and dont forget to post about the hook up!
Will let you know when I intend to be in London :) (not this weekend O!!)

AbujaBabe said...

Loving your blogg .. i could not stop laughing you got jokes!!!

Congrats on you getting married ... i am also getting married this year... aint it just a joy!!...

I am having so much fun planning my wedding.. I Insist you get chair cover i know where u can get them between £2.50-£3.50
Chair covers just make a room look fabby.

I have never been to a Naija wedding before so i never really understood dancing at the church or entering the hall... but i have seen loads of Naija weddings on tv and things and i guess it's just the norm.. So i have accepted it besides my Sister inlaws to be have said it's a must

I love Oruka but have you thought of Olo Mi By Tosin Martins?...

I'm sure you got everything down for your wedding but i know where to get loads of affordable wedding supplies... just Holla!!..

Ciao Hun..xxx

fluffycutething said...

This early monday morning u this chick have me holding my ribs!!!(lol)

Na wa oh..

The "freedom" thing just kills me too. It sounds even worse when u hear/say it in Yoruba.. Check this out
"Akeem ma Free ni ojo Satooday"

bimbylads said...

@ abuja babe: where did u find chair covers for 2.50?? WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee? im off to ur blog right now.. im needing it.. and congrats luv

@London buki: ko t'ope.. Thank God.
@simply: allow me to advertise my fine sef o! lol..LNC's page is back

@bluntremi: it is ur first time.. ive been on urs o! lol! thanks for stopping by..
@yankeenaijachic: thanks babe..
@fluffycutething: LOLLLL!! afi free.. lolll ! thanks for stopping by..

bhookey84 said...

lol, hi5 is just mad mehn

Calabar Gal said...

I really dont bother with Hi5 and stuff like that. I feel the majority of the guys there are pranksters on the prowl. U and ONB have confirmed that with ur posting the emails you got from there.

Lucky you - working form home. I'm envious. Though I'm sure I wouldnt get much work done if I was in ur shoes. LOL!!