( AMERICAN IDOL TUNE )....
So, the long awaited BLOGIDOLS starts today, and we have a wonderful 15 contestants who will be singing their hearts out.
Fellow Blogarains, I solemnly urge you to put on your thinking cap, and hearing aids, to vote your brains out. Should Diary of a G send me the 15 thousand dollars only that i requested, I shall be letting you all know so as to vote for him, however, until i receive the cash, please vote for who gives your ears a reason to continue its function as an ear.. ( or a ear? whish one sef?)
Kudos to PINKPEKE productions for all their hard work.
Needless to say, your humble blogger, Bimbylads, AKA Myself, has been chosen to be a judge. Please curb your jealousy, as we ze judges, londonbuki, Tayo, Naija Vixen and Myself are currently aboard our luxury PINKPEKE Jet, being served the rarest and most exquisite food, as we are flown over BLOGNVILLE to see the contestants at work. , ( do i see mimi waving at me in the far distance?? oh, no, its not mimi, its Tminx.. ), c'mmon, will ya face your work Tminx, and stop staring and waving at an aeroplane..( private jet i mean)
As a Judge, I promise to do my work welly, jejely and correctly. I shall not, i repeat, I shall not accept any BRIBE from any one ( diary of a G, u know the low down sho'gbo? juz send the money via fedex.. amex and visa accepted).. I shall do my duty in all that is required of me to make this contest a resounding success.
In addition to the surpise prize, I bimbylads, the one and only one in blogsville, do hereby promise to prepare for the eventual winner, an unbelievably hot and milky ( with peak milk not cowbell o)CUP of bournvita and the most populated pot of peppersoup your voice chords have ever felt in its entire life.
Oh, tminx, if u happen to win, your bournvita shall be prepared with lactose abi is it fructose?. I will not be responsible for your bloated tummy.
tenks all and sundry , and may the best VOICE (dairy of a G, send the money, send the money, senddddddd the moneeeeeeeey)....WIN
... YOUR FAVORITE JUDGE IN BLOGIDOLS 2007!!.. whos ur favorite judge??.. ( all chant: BIMBYLADS!! BIMBYLADS!!.. BIMBYLADS!!) ****sticking out tongue to all other 3 judges***
OK, I am offically nuts... lol
on 11.6.07 © BiMbyLaDs**