11.6.07

My opening statement- BLOGIDOLS 2007 v1..



( AMERICAN IDOL TUNE )....


So, the long awaited BLOGIDOLS starts today, and we have a wonderful 15 contestants who will be singing their hearts out.

Fellow Blogarains, I solemnly urge you to put on your thinking cap, and hearing aids, to vote your brains out. Should Diary of a G send me the 15 thousand dollars only that i requested, I shall be letting you all know so as to vote for him, however, until i receive the cash, please vote for who gives your ears a reason to continue its function as an ear.. ( or a ear? whish one sef?)

Kudos to PINKPEKE productions for all their hard work.

Needless to say, your humble blogger, Bimbylads, AKA Myself, has been chosen to be a judge. Please curb your jealousy, as we ze judges, londonbuki, Tayo, Naija Vixen and Myself are currently aboard our luxury PINKPEKE Jet, being served the rarest and most exquisite food, as we are flown over BLOGNVILLE to see the contestants at work. , ( do i see mimi waving at me in the far distance?? oh, no, its not mimi, its Tminx.. ), c'mmon, will ya face your work Tminx, and stop staring and waving at an aeroplane..( private jet i mean)

As a Judge, I promise to do my work welly, jejely and correctly. I shall not, i repeat, I shall not accept any BRIBE from any one ( diary of a G, u know the low down sho'gbo? juz send the money via fedex.. amex and visa accepted).. I shall do my duty in all that is required of me to make this contest a resounding success.

In addition to the surpise prize, I bimbylads, the one and only one in blogsville, do hereby promise to prepare for the eventual winner, an unbelievably hot and milky ( with peak milk not cowbell o)CUP of bournvita and the most populated pot of peppersoup your voice chords have ever felt in its entire life.

Oh, tminx, if u happen to win, your bournvita shall be prepared with lactose abi is it fructose?. I will not be responsible for your bloated tummy.

tenks all and sundry , and may the best VOICE (dairy of a G, send the money, send the money, senddddddd the moneeeeeeeey)....WIN

with love,

... YOUR FAVORITE JUDGE IN BLOGIDOLS 2007!!.. whos ur favorite judge??.. ( all chant: BIMBYLADS!! BIMBYLADS!!.. BIMBYLADS!!) ****sticking out tongue to all other 3 judges***

OK, I am offically nuts... lol

21 comments:

BlogVille Idols said...

tanx for this post..God go bless u


hey judges we will get to you later today tolet u know wen u will be judging

TaureanMinx said...

Bimby is truly my favourite judge. It is not a lie that I tell you. Please acknowledge my awe. Anyway please send me your account details and NI number and I will send you a lot of money.

Uzo said...

Na wah oh...This idols thing is going to start a war...LOL

Ugo Daniels said...

Ugo chanting, jumping up and down his desk: BimbyLads! BimbyLads!! BimbyLads!!!

Nonsense...lawl! U don crase finish!...lol!

ExcitedJade said...

u are officially nuts.. thank God u know, this Blogidols thing, wil lbe interesting, can feel it already

dennycrane said...

Mmmmmhhhh!

My 2 cents said...

How come, I have begged and begged to be a judge and somehow you were made a judge, na wah oh! I suspect ojoro.. Much love though stop by sometime..

~Mimi~ said...

lolllllllllllllll taurean minx wetin u wan use bimbylads NI number do?

bimby lol...as a true fan :) i have paid u a tribute on my page lol but i have one queshon

why will you leave a comment for yourself on your own voicecomment box? na jus queshon oh!

temmy tayo said...

You and Buki are no longer my friends. Chikena!

Idemili said...

Hehehe! Mad woman. I can say what I want now as I may no longer be a contestant soon.

Cheetarah said...

I need 2 start enjoying some of this egunje o! Aah! so Diary of a G is dropping pay and hez bizzy just telling me 2 vote for him!

Dimples said...

Bimbola u better be a fair judge o...se o gbo??

BlogVille Idols said...

hey pls tell TLK that he only recorded his name o..we didnt hear his song o...he should do it agin..na im we dey wait for....wen he does that then we will release the songs so that judges can start commenting

BlogVille Idols said...

Hey Judge,The contestants have sang so please go to the page and listen to them on d voice player ..Since all the contestants have sang already u cannot comment on them after each of their performances..so you probably have to listen to all of them b4 passing ur judgement...we advice you to have a piece of paper and pen and jot down ur observation on each contestant and then you record it after all the performances...Tanx ...pls as soon as u get this message pls pls go and pass ur judgement IMMEDIATELY...we rely on u to be fast paced so we can get the voters to listen your judgement and performance and start voting.As judges you are allowed to vote too..pls bear in mind that the contestant on this session are singing songs of their choice so u can use that to judge them(e.g the song u choose wasnt suitable for u..blah blah)...Tanx for your time and your efforts...PINKPEKE PRODUCTION

BlogVille Idols said...

pls tell tlk we only heard an intro in his recordiing him introducing his song we no hear song..he can still sing as voter are voting till wednesday...sorry for d delay na tlk and sparkle cos am o..pls abuse them wen u are judging...

BlogVille Idols said...

BIMBYLAD u can go and judge NOW NOW....as in wen i hear ur recording i will make it public!sorry u are having wahala with snapvine on the crucial day..all d time wey we dey use am play thing dey work well well

law_damsel said...

Traitor!!! just decided 2 browse thru 2 reflect n found out ur bk wiv a capital 'B'

sweetheart its not 'B' as u thot, its B's ex-wife.....u get abi??

i mizzzzzzzzzzz u dear, ill b bk soon...just not ready mentally

exschoolnerd said...

no partiality oh! cause i know u.

BlogVille Idols said...

HEY JUDGES TANX FOR YOUR COMMENTS(VOICE AND WRITTEN)..YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB...THANK YOU..WE LOVE YOU ..YOU DEFINENTLY SPICED UP THE SHOW.....SEE YOU ON SATURDAY...(sorry 4 d wahala snapvine gave u guys at 1st)

zaiprincesa said...

lol..LMAO....ur silly!

IM A BABE said...

aunty bimby u broke me heart!
infact scaetter that...u blaskatad my heart. i sounded like i have a cold ke? chei! i don suffer!