2.4.07

Good bye .. Sony Ericson ( cant remeber the model)

Guys, i have soooooooooooooo much gist for you.. kai.. where do i start from ehn? first of all, I have retrieved my fridays post ( i saved it on my laptop- I insure all my blogs against such things), and i promise to publish it this week.

But, where do i start from ehnnnnnnnnnnn?? kai.. this gist is sweeting me.. but ALL, PLEASE COMPOSE UR SELF AS WE TAKE ONE MINUTE SILENCE FOR MY DARLING GREY SLIDE OPEN 3 MEGA PIXEL SONY ERICSSON PHONE THAT WAS WRONGLY AND RUDELY TAKEN AWAY FROM ME ON SATURDAY..
................................................................... ( make sure its one minute o! ehen.. i have a blogger counter)...................... 59 seconds.... 1 minute.. ha.. thank you..

My speech:

Dear Sony E:
You were taken away from me without fear or remose.. all the pictures of me in gele, were all snatched. All the serial text messages i send to people just to show that that i have credited my phone is all gone!... i will miss you.. miss you when u ring.. i can even hear u ringing now.. KAI!! MAY THE PERSON WHO STOLE THIS PHONE FALL INSIDE THE GUTTER, AND MAY THE PHONE DROWN INSIDE THAT GUTTER..AND MAY THE PERSON HEAR ONLY GUTTER SOUNDS AND GUTTER MUSIC EACH TIME THEY TRY TO USE U..
but.. i know u are in a better place... i harrased u enough.. i chewed your edges.. i used and abused u.. oh.. Sony E... RIP!.. till one day, maybe , just maybe.,.. we meet again....



Thank u guys.. i know that was emotional.. OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!! so una wan hear gist about my weekend abi!!!!...see ur eyes..!! shouldnt u people be sending me flowers over my lost phone..??? ok.. me sef i too like gist, i cant withold no more.. ill break it down into days....


FRIDAY:
met up with lawdamsel after work, to quickly go and buy shoes for the wedding.. also convinced lawdamsel to thread her eye brows... ( i trust her to blog about it)... when we got to the threaders..., i told her.. 'babes, this thin dey painful o.. but chest ur pain u hear?' lawD said, ' i hear'.. so me i sat down., threaded mine.. sharp sharp... a few tears, and i was done.. LAWD nko? i just dey hear..'ouch...hurts'' ( im thinking.. olodo, ur still saying ouch.. dont sream 'yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh mumyyyyyyyyyyy o!!'.. be feeling toosh.. hiss).. but meen, long and short of it is.. LAWDAMSEL HAS VOWED NEVER EVER EVER TO THREAD HER EYE BROWS AGAIN.. SHE SAYS SHE IS SCARRED BY THE THREADING AND EVEN THE SIGHT OF a mere THREAD lying around.... phssssssssssss.. beauty is pain innit!


SATURDAAAAYYY: THE WEDDING:...


meeeeeeenn.. bloggers.. i was looking HAWT.. infact, tooo hawt sef... i gave them some lovely boob tube dress with some snazzy patent shoes.. lawdamsel nko? she sef gave them some burifuul midnight blue dress and lovely black pumps... we got to the church nice and early.. omo..SEE BLOKESSSSSSSS... KAI.. fine boys dey london o!!... i was just scoping innocently.. but lawd? she wanna scope diee.... kai... after the church.. we rushed home to change into the ankara aso ebi and the matching gele ( head tie).. kai.. can someone PLEASE.. ANYONE .. INVENT A READY TIED GELE? OR A REMOTE CONTROLLED GELE.. WHERE U JUST PRESS A BUTTON AND THE GELE GETS TIED?? anyway, after a gruesome 30 minutes tying the gele, we finally made it to the reception ( may i mention at this juncture that my gele was sooo tight i think my brain was bulging.. )

sha.. the reception was well attended.. a LOT of unilag people.. i was just smiling my million dollar smile.. .I also met a fellow blogger temmytayo at the wedding..( temmytayo, ur a lovely gurl, and i love u even more for spraying those 14 dollars).... so we DANCED o.. infact at one point, someone told the musician my name.. and i started to hear.. 'B-- I--M-----B----'.. SEE TRIP!! i gave them 4 fingers in the air and danced like i was the bride.. ( i was vexed sha becos when musicians call ur name, they expect dollars.. i grudgingly shared my 14 dollars with him.. i gave him 7 dollars..) i need not tell you that he didnt praise me for long.. hisssss... na u sabi!

after the wedding o.. i got home and decided to reveiw the days events on my phone.. omo.. na so o!! my phone don vamooose.. kai!! I CALLED THE PHONE TAYA..' alas.. it was gone......


SUNDAY: MET UP WITH THE FOLLOWING BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL BLOGGERS:

1) LONDON BUKI
2) OLAWUNMI
3) TEMMYTAYO
4) LAW DAMSEL
5) VIKII
6) LONDON NAIJA CHIC

and boy... we had a blastt!! u people.. u missed ehhhnnnnnnnnn.. it was sooooooo much fun.. we gisted.. talked.. ate some tastylicious chinese rice...!! everyone was soo nice, so down to earth and cool..and everyone was very good looking.. i mean, fine gurls.. and guy ( wink.. olawunmi;)...... ill definately do this again.. i loved you all... totally..

so thats it o.. my bloggers.. thats my gist.. MAMA BIMBYLADS LANDS THIS WEEK....!! STAY TUNED FOR THE GIST..

ciaoxxx

Blads

32 comments:

law_damsel said...

FIRST!!!!! LET ME GO N READ .. AMD COME BK N COMMENT...I DUNNO WANT 2 KNOW HOW U POTRAYED ME..LOLLLLL ESP D THRESDIN ISSUE

londonnaijachic said...

It was nice meeting you too.U all are too lovely.My headache is still there and hasn't gone.I tire oh!Lol @ your letter to your phone am sure the phone is happy to have taken a break from you.lol! Seems like you all had a blast at the wedding.Have a beautiful week !

londonnaijachic said...

and do u call law damsel after posting cuz the girl is fast oh!

LondonBuki said...

what is this nonsense???

i am FIRST!

law_damsel said...

He he he London Buki i thot u said u wont ve time 2 blog..addict!!! and nope im first

LondonBuki said...

You signed out, Blads as in the pural of blad as in, "Wassup blad?" LOL!!!

Blads... u alrigggghhhh?

I am funnier than the FUNNY Blads mennnn!!!

Ok, I will stop!

That your phone... don't worry, the person that uses it will be possessed by something to return the phone to you!

I had a good time... to think I was not going to make it cos I was tired after seeing Mummy late... "Blads" is funnier in person o! She is something else!
Me I sha know I was the FINEST babe there! I am even finer than Olawunmi sef!

It really was fun!

P.S Law Damsel... You know me now... I am a blog addict, I will find a way to read blogs!

Mr.Fineboy said...

Bimby...sorry abt ur phone o!That's the worst. meanwhile, u guys didnt even invite fineboy on sunday! Ha! O dun mi o! Bimby...i need to even tell u what my so-called blogger crush did to me o....

ExcitedJade said...

sorry about ur phone....
heya, heard u all had fun on sunday.. odun mi gan that i cldnt make it, please do quick and invite us make we come show for ur wedding.. have a lovely week.

bimbylads said...

@lawd: kai.. u fast o.. ahn ahn..

@lnc: finest babe.. pele o about your headache... u better get it checked if it persists..u too have a lovely week, ( im waiting for our usher gist owkay), and yes, i call that girl..I wont do it again.. its cheating. i know!
@LB: ofkuz ur forst over here ( pointing to my heart)...
lol.. innt blad!LOLLL,.. oo serious.. is this ur lunch time? ehn.. proper blog addict u is.. innit blad!
pssssssh.. U WERE THE FINEST BABE THERE.. WHO ARGUES? HEN.. BUT U ARE NOT FUNNIER THAN ME O.. THAT ONE, NA ONE TROUSER WE WILL WEAR..or one shoe!! lol.. ( wink)

@ mr fineboy.. sun mo mi (come closer) and tell me what that nonesense blog crush did to u ojare.. we kuku invited u ... u dirint come...

@ excited jade: lol.. ayah.. we had madd fun.. ma worry sweeerie.. would def invite u.. mwahxx

Simply Gorgeous said...

I will nolonger rush to your site, as long as you have comment moderation. I am sorry about your phone. My S.O. Sexy has the same phone, he loves that thing to death. I am glad you guys had a good time.But please do not rub it in, as I am all already annoyed that I cannot go there.

Naija Vixen said...

sounds lyk u guyz had fun...im beefn oh!

Vickii said...

I had a minutes silence for your phone but you have to do one for my phone that was stolen a month ago ... sexy, black LG fliptop chocolate ... I'm missing it all over again!

It was lovely meeting you and I really hope we do it again. For the record everyone, bimbylads is gorgeous and very small ... much smaller than me!

Have a great week hun!

zaiprincesa said...

MAYN!!!..Im jealous oh...u guys shulda invited me now...i wulda jumped on the next BA flight to jand..lol..im glad u had fun though.....isnt lawunmi a sweetheart??..;)..
And pele about ur fone oh...Thunder faya the tiff's yansh!..hssss...

chicala said...

eya, sory about the phone, awon olorigbeskes that stole it ehn.
this pari must hav rily been fun oh, oh well u didnt invite us, so i don vex....
hav a nice week and 'll be expecting some more gists.

Olu said...

Eyaaaaa...dem tif ur phone...a whole Sony Ericson...a whole 3 mega pixel...chai and d camera quality go bam o! Shai...take heart u hear me so? Me sef do 1-minute silence...but u go do 2 minutes for my own oh...its a sexy MDA phone that is in coma...it dropped last week when I had an accident (more infor bout that in my blog)

LondonBuki, na so una dey talk there? Wassup blads? Lol ....u u alrighhhh got me......wetin happen to d "t"? Una go dey talk like say hot dodo dey una mouth...lol...newayz sha Bimby baby....nice blogi should publish mine later tonight...my laptop just crashed so I have to use my sidekick for everything now...imagine...chai!

omohemi Benson said...

I agree with youon the gele issue.
I look nice in gele,but I can't tie them and can stand the tightness too.

Pele about your fone,lol@ the thief hearing gutter sounds.
Gald you had fun at bloggers meeting,I knew the female bloggers were bas ass fine babes but Olawunmi,he make am? lol.

Olawunmi said...

you wrote a eulogy for your phone? i don laff die. u be origo (original) crase i swear.

Olawunmi said...

may thunda fire the yansh of the thief. Ase!

you people are a real riot i swear.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Bimbylads did you call your phone to see if anyone answered it....

Idemili said...

Haahahahahaha! LOl @ 'Gutter sounds!'

God, this girl you're crazy. Why do you keep saying 'Dollars?' no be 'Pounds?'

Beyond said...

heyya, sorry about your phone, and am also happy that you found your friday post.
Can see you had a blast this weekend, i wishee.
Have a nice week jare.

Jaycee said...

lolllll....can u imagine???

Waffarian said...

Hhehehehehe, gele? I have never been able to tie that thing! Sounds like you all had fun meeting!

phazzzed... said...

plx! a moment of silence for our stolen phone... r.i.p. sony e

exschoolnerd said...

kpele ni pa fone yi o...

i have never had my fone stolen so i cant say i know how it feels but it must hurt terribly...lol...

bimby i trust u, mo sure kpe o jus si le...u danceg shege up in that place...

I heard u were very very shy when u met awon blog padi's..i was expecting u to be one wereh that they'll have to duct tape ur mouth sef....heneways i understand jar.e.if u meet me sef...ull be slapping me to talk...one luv sweets..have a lovely week.

bimbylads said...

@ simply: because of uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (in kelly clarksons tune) i have unmoderated comments o!! ehn.. pls beg S.O to post me the phone now.. biko my sister
@niaja vixen: no beef o.. ill take u out specially when i come to naija.. u hear..!??

@vikkii: a minutes silence is being held as i speak..lol..
thanks babe.. u too are CUTE AND GAWJUZ..LOL

bimbylads said...

@zai: amenn!! 40 thundas!! lol.. thanks babe. lol

@chicala..: ma worry, ill keep em coming ok! have a nice week too luv

@olu.. : no o.. CONFESSION NA POSSESSION, UR PHONE NEVER KPAI.. E STILL DEY COMA, HOPE DEY.. COMMA, NO BE FULL STOP.. lol. no mind london buki innit.. she wanna feel like a breeeisshhh gal..hiss

@omahemi; lol.. abi o.. tahnks for that slide.. it was buriful..llol..

bimbylads said...

@ vikii.. Im not smaller than u.. dont make me VEX

@OLawunmi: weetin man for do now? the phone deserves to be escorted to the phone heaven with dignity.. how now??

@simply: yes i called it o! it was switched off.. pls dont remind me.. my heart is breaking as i think of my sony E.

@beyond: o my sister.. we had fun o.. how was urs...??

@idemili: sis of our fathers, na dollars we spray people in jand o.. awon cheap skates.. cos 1 dollar is cheaper than pounds , plus if u spray someone one pound, i think the person will fall into coma.. as that coin hard no be small..:)... i love ur blogs..

@jaycee.. gurl.. i KENT imagine o.. my fone is gone!

@waffarian: honestly its a course for concern.. lets gather together and VOICE OUR GELE FEARS AND TRIBULATIONS TO THE ASSOCIATION OF GELE MAKERS IN NIGERIA... ( is there any such thing?)
@phazzed: ............. ( come jare,let me give u puff puff for giving my phone one minute silence...

@ex-school nerd: i am chy by nature o.. lol.. thanks babe.. u too

Simply Gorgeous said...

Let me get this right...You want me to beg S.O. Sexy to post you a phone. Letg me tell you, this man sleeps with his sony ericsson. I have been pushed to sleeping on the floor I have been on strike now for two weeks. I told him, its either me or the phone, and by now you should have known wo he has chosen. (smile)...

~Mimi~ said...

oh my God! RIP Sony E!!
Lol! and as per the threading thing, I had my first experience not too long ago...it was a bitter sweet experience but the pain wasn't thhattt bad...though i held back unshed tears :) but i got to say the brows looked much better so i will be a regular :)
lol ur so funny. lurv lurv ur blog and thanks 4 ur comment on mine 2.

temmy tayo said...

I had to take 3 minutes silence for your fone. O ma se o, may the fone rest in peace.

Shey na only $14 i sprayed ni. U just disgrace me. U for d one zero to the number now.

I had so much fun on saturday and sunday and will surely do it again.

Bella Naija said...

Eyah...pele about the phone!
Awwww
gald u guys had a blast at the wedding and bloggers thingey...ok I am not really glad..I'm jealous and hating! :)