Guys, i have soooooooooooooo much gist for you.. kai.. where do i start from ehn? first of all, I have retrieved my fridays post ( i saved it on my laptop- I insure all my blogs against such things), and i promise to publish it this week.
But, where do i start from ehnnnnnnnnnnn?? kai.. this gist is sweeting me.. but ALL, PLEASE COMPOSE UR SELF AS WE TAKE ONE MINUTE SILENCE FOR MY DARLING GREY SLIDE OPEN 3 MEGA PIXEL SONY ERICSSON PHONE THAT WAS WRONGLY AND RUDELY TAKEN AWAY FROM ME ON SATURDAY..
................................................................... ( make sure its one minute o! ehen.. i have a blogger counter)...................... 59 seconds.... 1 minute.. ha.. thank you..
Dear Sony E:
You were taken away from me without fear or remose.. all the pictures of me in gele, were all snatched. All the serial text messages i send to people just to show that that i have credited my phone is all gone!... i will miss you.. miss you when u ring.. i can even hear u ringing now.. KAI!! MAY THE PERSON WHO STOLE THIS PHONE FALL INSIDE THE GUTTER, AND MAY THE PHONE DROWN INSIDE THAT GUTTER..AND MAY THE PERSON HEAR ONLY GUTTER SOUNDS AND GUTTER MUSIC EACH TIME THEY TRY TO USE U..
but.. i know u are in a better place... i harrased u enough.. i chewed your edges.. i used and abused u.. oh.. Sony E... RIP!.. till one day, maybe , just maybe.,.. we meet again....
Thank u guys.. i know that was emotional.. OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!! so una wan hear gist about my weekend abi!!!!...see ur eyes..!! shouldnt u people be sending me flowers over my lost phone..??? ok.. me sef i too like gist, i cant withold no more.. ill break it down into days....
met up with lawdamsel after work, to quickly go and buy shoes for the wedding.. also convinced lawdamsel to thread her eye brows... ( i trust her to blog about it)... when we got to the threaders..., i told her.. 'babes, this thin dey painful o.. but chest ur pain u hear?' lawD said, ' i hear'.. so me i sat down., threaded mine.. sharp sharp... a few tears, and i was done.. LAWD nko? i just dey hear..'ouch...hurts'' ( im thinking.. olodo, ur still saying ouch.. dont sream 'yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh mumyyyyyyyyyyy o!!'.. be feeling toosh.. hiss).. but meen, long and short of it is.. LAWDAMSEL HAS VOWED NEVER EVER EVER TO THREAD HER EYE BROWS AGAIN.. SHE SAYS SHE IS SCARRED BY THE THREADING AND EVEN THE SIGHT OF a mere THREAD lying around.... phssssssssssss.. beauty is pain innit!
SATURDAAAAYYY: THE WEDDING:...
meeeeeeenn.. bloggers.. i was looking HAWT.. infact, tooo hawt sef... i gave them some lovely boob tube dress with some snazzy patent shoes.. lawdamsel nko? she sef gave them some burifuul midnight blue dress and lovely black pumps... we got to the church nice and early.. omo..SEE BLOKESSSSSSSS... KAI.. fine boys dey london o!!... i was just scoping innocently.. but lawd? she wanna scope diee.... kai... after the church.. we rushed home to change into the ankara aso ebi and the matching gele ( head tie).. kai.. can someone PLEASE.. ANYONE .. INVENT A READY TIED GELE? OR A REMOTE CONTROLLED GELE.. WHERE U JUST PRESS A BUTTON AND THE GELE GETS TIED?? anyway, after a gruesome 30 minutes tying the gele, we finally made it to the reception ( may i mention at this juncture that my gele was sooo tight i think my brain was bulging.. )
sha.. the reception was well attended.. a LOT of unilag people.. i was just smiling my million dollar smile.. .I also met a fellow blogger temmytayo at the wedding..( temmytayo, ur a lovely gurl, and i love u even more for spraying those 14 dollars).... so we DANCED o.. infact at one point, someone told the musician my name.. and i started to hear.. 'B-- I--M-----B----'.. SEE TRIP!! i gave them 4 fingers in the air and danced like i was the bride.. ( i was vexed sha becos when musicians call ur name, they expect dollars.. i grudgingly shared my 14 dollars with him.. i gave him 7 dollars..) i need not tell you that he didnt praise me for long.. hisssss... na u sabi!
after the wedding o.. i got home and decided to reveiw the days events on my phone.. omo.. na so o!! my phone don vamooose.. kai!! I CALLED THE PHONE TAYA..' alas.. it was gone......
SUNDAY: MET UP WITH THE FOLLOWING BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL BLOGGERS:
1) LONDON BUKI
4) LAW DAMSEL
6) LONDON NAIJA CHIC
and boy... we had a blastt!! u people.. u missed ehhhnnnnnnnnn.. it was sooooooo much fun.. we gisted.. talked.. ate some tastylicious chinese rice...!! everyone was soo nice, so down to earth and cool..and everyone was very good looking.. i mean, fine gurls.. and guy ( wink.. olawunmi;)...... ill definately do this again.. i loved you all... totally..
so thats it o.. my bloggers.. thats my gist.. MAMA BIMBYLADS LANDS THIS WEEK....!! STAY TUNED FOR THE GIST..