3.4.07

Abu Karom- LEARN FROM HIM !!


Nna, bloggers.. bia, ... I was going to give una gist about something else o..BUT this is getting on my last nerves.. ehn.. im sitting at my desk trying to do some very serious work, na hin I come see say I get one new email in my blogger mailbox.. only for me to see this rubbish from MR Abu Karom ( PICTURE of what i think he looks like is attached)……. Abu Karom?? Abu Karom?? Abu Karom??? How many times I call you?? .. u DON ENTER UR OWN TODAY.. na me and u.. u no see say I be ‘bimbylads’ abi I resemble mugu?? Shioo.. abeg make I go look mirror because I sure say I no be mugu… booosheeeeet!! kai!

Anyway, u don’t mess with bimbylads.. LAI LAI!! AXE (ask) anyone.. they will tell u! I am not for MESSING…..

Bloggers, I have posted my reply to him at the bottom of his letter to me…….

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THE LETTTER:

From :MR ABU KAROM. (AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK ( A.D.B )

Location: Ouagadougou, Burkina-Faso.

Please read carefully and get back to me, I hope that you are well today.I
am the Manager of Audit and account dept of our bank, with due respect, i
decided to contact you over this business financial transaction worth the sum of EIGHTEN MILLION THREE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
($18,300,000m) in other to entrust this fund
into your bank account.

This is an abandoned fund that belongs to the one of our bank customers who
died along with his entire family on 25th July,2001 in a plane crash
disaster. I was very fortune to meet the deceased file when i was arranging
the old and abandoned customers files of 2000-2001 in other to submit to
the bank managements accordingly for documentation purposes.

i will share the fund according to the
percentage indicated below.

SIXTY PERCENT (60%) of the total fund will be for me.THIRTY PERCENT( 30%)
for you in provision of the Bank account. FIVE PERCENT(5%) will be for
unexpected expenses which may occur during the transfer. For the immediate transfer of this fund into your bank account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as the only existing next of kin to the deceased customer and after approval which will take place immediately as you applied, the transfer of the fund into your nominated bank account will proceed.

It is true that i pray to GOD before i was pushed forward to contact you for this
business but i want you to assure me solemnly that you are
atrsutwothy,reliable,honest and capable to avoid cheating me in this
business.If you are really sure of your integerity,reply immediatelly you
receive this mail for more detailed information on how the process to
transfer the fund into your account will be.

Yours faithfully,

MR ABU KAROM.

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BIMBYLADS REPLIES

Dear Mr Bank Manager Abu Karom..,

Ori e ti yi pata pata.. u don craze finish.. na who u wan do 419 for? WALAI, THUNDA FIRE U 49 FOLD!!... so, make I understand this deal well well, persin get accident, and all hin family kpai for inside that accident, so na u, Abu Karom., the one and only Abu Karom ( abeg chop knuckle.. that ur name sound like one nice hausa dish if u take am chop tuwo),……

........so persin and family kpai, AND na u wey find the funds.. and out of the whole of Burkina Faso, na 'Bimbylads’ u wan make she share the money with u.. First of all.. e no go better for Burkina faso.. Burkina faso ko.. Malawi ni.. U DEY MAD.. u think say I no see u as u dey pay N50 to use that internet cafĂ© for ojuelegba.. onyiochi..!!

So u prayed to God before u were pushed to contacting me…. Ani se, 419 will kill u.. ole oshi.. barawo….no take God lie o.. before God go vex add another 60 hail stones to the thunda wey don dey fire u already… infact, if na true sef, make I come carry 3 head and do deal with you, only for u to give me 30 percent?? Ehn?? Come closer now, make I chook my left pepper hand inside that ya greedy eye..

So if I even agree to do this deal, Me wey I go do all the work, na 30% u go gree give me?? Why I no fit get 60% ehn? Shuooo.. u think say u smart?? U don jam ur match today today.. if u fit do am make I collect 60% and u collect 30%.. that one nko? U no greee?? U dey shake ur head?? U don kolo finish..


I even day extra happy that you allocated 5% for unexpected event because u will receive unexpected epe ( swear)…..from me.. me wey I dey this country, dey werk werk werk ( work) to pay BT, AOL, YAHOO, GOOGLE, RAC CAR INSURANCE, WEDDING PLANNER, WEDDING CHURCH, ROAD TAX, CAR TAX, KPANSHING TAX, AIR TAX, TAX TO MESS, .. etc… .. u now wan collect the money wey remain??

Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! I DON VEXXXX!!!!.... ko ma ni da fun e o ( e no go better for u)… ole oshi…

God bless u make I see that your two left leg for my inbox again… Ill deal with u so much, this time around, u will voluntarily go to Burkina faso!!

ISI EWU..MALU.. woof woof.. bingo.. kpekpe ye..fowl.. suya meat……like u!!…

Warmest Regards and Best Wishes,
Bimbylads… ( no dey mess with me….!)

49 comments:

Kemi said...

I'm FIRRRRSSSSSSST again!!! Oh my goodness, I'm on a roll here! OK, I want my Bournvita and Okin biscuit by mail, thank you very much! As you can probably tell, I am a certified blog stalker - yours, Mr Fineboy & London Buki's are my favorites!

LondonBuki said...

Oh no! Kemi why now??? Why are you first????

LondonBuki said...

BLADS o!!!!! You will not kill me! Please tell me you sent it to him! Please!!!!

HILARIOUSSSS!

LondonBuki said...

Actually Kemi I will allow you... I see you like my blog too ;-)
Ok, I will manage second only today! :-)

bimbylads said...

kemi.. ur 3 much ojare.. on the 7th of April, pls, go to that mango tree near ur house. u will find Okin and bournvita there sho'gbo!! thanks babe for stopping by

Londonbuki: I will POST IT O!! OOO jeri mi!! lol. trust ur person now!!,.. i will post his reply if he ever does reply! loll.,allow Kemi o.. vicious girl like u!!

fluffycutething said...

I trust that "Abu Karom" will end his brief career as an "idiot/419" after this reply

LOL

How una dey?

Ugo Daniels said...

Kai Bimbylads, you have finished this guy. I swear to God, after this he's gonna turn to a born-again christian.

Anyways makes for an interesting reading. They prey me so mercilessly i have given up sending scathing replies.

law_damsel said...

U must 2 send am oh!!!! Nonsense! kilode sef

londonnaijachic said...

LOL! You already know what i think about you but this 419 people need to come up with another strategy cuz this is getting out of touch and old

Beyond said...

Bimbylads, you dey try o.i guess mr Abu Karom will definately realised that he made a big mistake for messing with you.

temmy tayo said...

yeeeeeepa,

You just finished me with your reply.

I don update o.

Simply Gorgeous said...

Who is this Kemi pessin? Warn am bimby, warn am well,well.

OK. Bimby your head done scater, scatter. You are too deranged. I will open up a fund on blogsville for your treatment. It shall be well with u.

snazzy said...

you are to cease and desist from slandering Abu Karom of the African Development Bank. If you choose not to partake of the opportunity being offered to you, due to some clear deficiencies in your character, you should not attempt to deprive other people from benefiting from the generosity of Mr. Karom. This warning is only due to the generosity of Mr. Karom who would be within his rights to pursue legal action against you. Have a nice day.

MR. IMA FORONINE
Attorney
KPNG

Kemi said...

To whom it may concern: this is to inform the general public that I have just enlisted the services of the SSS, CIA, FBI & Scotland Yard to protect me from all the Blogville haters. To be forewarned is to be forearmed - lol!!! Ok, ok, u guys dont vex. Next time, I will let someone else be FIRRRSSSTTT! But only after I've been forst on London Buki's blog & Mr Fine Boy's blog!!!!!!!

Konko-Jabele said...

Hilarious. His response- if any shld be interesting too. But why did you have to link him to Ojuelegba? That's my 'hood...Lavzz. Ouagadougou to me sounds more like Ogudu-GRA. Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the warm welcome.

Olawunmi said...

i swear you have time. but all those curses and yabbis. na wa o. how crazy can one person be?

i swear, i don laff die.

zaiprincesa said...

lol..AHN AHN!!...EWO!!...see ebu??..lol@ISI EWu, MALU..LMAO..alakoba ni e..honestly..if my oga nabs me crackin up here instead of working, wo!!

Kpakpando said...

muhahahahhahaha, this girl it's like you copied my template for replies to 419 emails, except I usually start with, Dear Sir, thank God he directed you to me, I am very much interested in this "deal" because na your mama wey born olodo, no be my mama "insert curses in all naija languages I know; curse dem mama,papa,future generation; back to sender curses x3; pray that kini falls off/craw craw to devour yansh/devil to sex u (it depends on my mood); appeal to them to repent otherwise the curses stay and remind them they're the ones retarding Naija progress. I always close with Ala gba gbuo gi nti (let madness kill you)

BOBBY said...

bwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bimby, you no go let me piss for my body, especially when i dey for work. I no gree...

CHAI...

I don laugh sotey my oga commot, i look am, eye am well well, continue to dey laugh...hiss.

Chineke, you no go kill me.

Mr.Fineboy said...

LMAO!!! Abu Karom!!! Bimby don't kill me men....chei..."unexpected epe.." I laugh die, Bimby ur nuts!!!

chidi said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!! its great how you replied the guy. You know what, the 1st time i got those sort of e-mails was in 2004 and i printed it out and showed my dad (i didn't know tht it was all 419) and my dad said that me being abroad has really made me stupid. He told me it was 419 shit. So the next time i got an e-mail like that from one freak, i replied him raining all sort of insults on him (to pay back for my dad saying i was stupid). But i did not put it in beta words like you did. D guy must have got the msg ! lol again!

Soul said...

erm...
can i just ask, why are you paying 'KPANSHING TAX, AIR TAX, TAX TO MESS'.
I thought that one was still free or have the labour govt. snuck that one in?.

BrightEyed Chick said...

OMG this is hilarious...u finished the guy oh...I've almost died of laughter here. You even blessed him on top of everything...ure an original

Waffarian said...

Hheheheheheheeh this was just too funny!!!!!!laugh wa kill me here for here!

bimbylads said...

@ everyone.. your comments are all hilarous, esp snazzy and kpakpando! lol.. i emailed the guy the response as it is o.. I am yet to receive a reply.. lol...

@ soul, no mind me o.. nothing like air tax, i just dey play as usual..

thanks all for visiting my page... luv ya'all..

Idemili said...

Hahahahahaah! LOL @ 'onyiochi'! Did you mean 'Onye oshi' - thief in Igbo?

Abegi! Don't kill me with laughter you this mad girl. Ok, you win.I'm putting you on my blog rool. Sebi you don't mind? Hahahahahaha!

LOL@ 'Left pepper hand chook your eye!" I can't believe they said you were quiet on the day you guys met.

temmy tayo said...

madam shey u no see all the email wey i don send to ur dormot ni?

bimbylads said...

@ idemilli: gal.. i even added u before u came to my page.. lol..

@temmytayo: i don reply ur email back to ur dormot...

omohemi Benson said...

LMAO, Bimbylads u are crazy!
I am off to read the post couldn't get thru the 1st paragraph,I was just LOL.

omohemi Benson said...

He'll spread the word around and NEVER again,believe me will they send you another mail.

lol@tax to mess

Simply Gorgeous said...

I have updated Bimby...

The Blahnik Diva said...

hehehe you and fine boy will not kill me just came from there!

Olu said...

Omo if I'm this guy, I will join deeper life I swear...cos all d epe u sent him will burn his yansh...kai! I like that part when u said u pay kpanshing tax and messing tax...I was rolling...I remember sending an email of that sort to dat 419 guy. Them go dey think say person na certified mugu...and d deal no even sweet sef...na only 30%? Na wa oh...I just hope they are all rounded up and burned in some sorta grave or put them inside one kind underground cave with no food or water...make them roast there. And d sad thing is that some of these people are "friends" that u know...na wa oh!

Delilah 3 said...

oh my gawd. Bimby you got me rolling on the floor with this one.take am easy. LOL

~Mimi~ said...

OMG! you got me cracking up o. Did you actually send him that reply?? that would be amazing o

CHop KNuckleee........LMAO!!!!!

u r so funny. my goodness. yea part 2 is up.

ijeoma obu iheoma said...

lmao..next time before he clicks send he will think again. nonsense...

exschoolnerd said...

and u call me a clown...wereh ni e i swear..oringinal wereh..

meanwhile report to my blog...one amebo is talking about u...

Cheetarah said...

Wayo! Abu ka kwapsa, lol! Who send him come ur inbox!

Vickii said...

Lollllllllllllll ... you have finished the guy, Mr Abu Karom will think twice before he sends another e-mail like that!

I wonder if he'll reply .. make sure you post it if he does!

Have a great Easter hun.

NaijaBloke said...

Iwo omo yi o ni pa mi ....

I just dey laff with all the epe wey u dey rain on top the guy ...am sure the guy go just look the email ask himself say say Olopa ewo ni ti epe ...lololo


have a nice weekend jere

Favoured Girl said...

LMAOOOOO Bimbylads, you have time o! I just hiss and delete those emails. Nowadays, it's some South African lottery they are claiming I've won....

Simply Gorgeous said...

The results are in. Come and see who made it to the next level!


It is also your turn to post your comment...

Mrs Somebody said...

Bimblylads....You are FUNNY!!!!!!!! And you called me a clown? You are a blogsville clownette!!

Naija Vixen said...

craze woman!!!has he replied? ;-)

Mr.Fineboy said...

Haha Bimby! You're not serious o...Finebabe just told me that u had left me a comment on hi5! LOL. U fine o!

Aworan said...

The number of ye-ye emails i receieve like this really riles me up. And then I get the flak from co-workers who feel that all Nigerians are the same. That said, I replied to one of these emails and got a reply back tell me to mind my business!!

Take care

akin (http://aworan.wordpress.com)

arike said...

Girl...you are beyond crazy. How do you manage to make cusses sound so funny?!!

Anonymous said...

Menn I got the same e-mail like 2 weeks ago. Thunder should really fire his nash. He is not serious

YankeeNaija said...

I just started reading all your old blogs. You're not well. You had my dying. My poor son came into my room wondering what the hell was so funny. Gosh, if he only knew. Kai!!!!! Woman, you no well ooooooo.