S Q L SAGA CONTINUES

Can you see the smoke coming out of my ears? its no joke.. right now.. i am fuming.. Ki tie ni gbo gbo nonsense yi sef? hisssssssssssssss....

First of all, london buki , Diamond Hawk and all interested teeth whitening co -bloggers, my teeth are as yellow as my face.. BEVERLY HILLS fomula ko, hollywood CERELAC ni.. nonsense.....i will give them 3 more days, if i dont see changes, i shall write to their customer services team..

so, my SQL man no reply me- I DON DEY get funny feeling say this thin don pass the 6 week project the guy said he has.. this must be a black on black issue.. okay... i never tell u, na black man o, but i think say the guy jus dey vex say i dey question am.. as per small black girl, with less than 3 yrs experience dey question am, wey get 22 yrs experience.... shiooo? na my fault? no be my job i dey do.? nonsense.. i have taken appropriate action as necessary - -------NOTHING!! lol. i no fit do jack.. the guy say hin busy, hin busy naa ni yen..I no get choice.. I met with the client on a con call ... our conversation:

Client: BimbyLads, how are you... lets cut to the chase, have you managed to secure the resource, as the log shipping for the SQL must commence with immediate effect, and I have chosen your company as my preferred suppliers, above all other competitors..

Bimbylads: ( thinking.. shiooo.. na my papa own this place?.. see as e dey talk sef.. i no even understand all hin fune).. (in reality: Yes Client, i totally understand that and my resource has been aligned. He should be able to resume work on the stipulated date...

Client: Fantastic.. that's very good news.. I will inform the Head of IT operations that we need not postpone the start date anymore, because i had initial concerns over your ability to get a resource so quickly, but since you have proven your self worthy.. why not! Well done...

BimbyLads : ( thinking.. egba mi oooooooooo!! yeeeeeeee!! i don misyarn big time.. eeeeeee.. wetin i go do o.. why i no come tell am the truth say SQL resource no dey afalable yet? gulp..)

(in reality: Yes , Mr Client ( soft laughter).. We will always work hard to exceed your expectations.. any day , any time.. you are one of our most treasured clients.. and we cannot let you down...( at this time, i have almost stopped breathing)

Client: Oh.. absolutely spot on!..lovely.. so we will see your resource next week? don't forget the details of the meeting site, see you at the meeting with the SQL resource.. Bye..Click

Bimbylads: OGA CLIENT.sah! e du ro o!... Wait o..!! i no get SQL resource o.. next week ke? na only me go come meeting o.. MR SQL no answer my query o.. ( but alas, i was speaking to the dial tone..)

So, e be like say i go find my SQL resource by my self, by hook or crook, or btter still, go buy 'THOSE IDIOT 'teach yasef SQL in 2 days' BOOK.. awon were, na dem be idiot.. hiss ( roll eyes)

anyway, as if my day never get enuff tori.. one of my team members accidentally forwarded an email containing damaging insults to the client involved.. i never even get the liver to address that one.. ill update u once i have.. for now.. i must go and pour water on my smoking ears...

temi ni tie ni too to,( non Yoruba speakers- Yours Truly)

BimbyLads