17.2.07

OT- U NO GO KILL ME! PRT 2

Fellow Blogarians..

how have you been...Me? im fine o.. but meenn...i have been soo damn lazy to write in my blog.. i mean why cant we just speak to the pc and it types away? that did not stop me from gbeboruing other peoples blogs, and its nice to know that many people enjoyed vals day well well. by the way, blog ltd must look for a way to create the 'undo' button.. its annoying when u cant undo..

anyhoo...

My vals day started with spending the day with OT @ work..I took simplyG's advice and brought up the issue with him, but before i even begin dey yarn wetin e talk, here are some discoveries i made in my investigation into OT's madness:

1) I am a contractor for my company, which means, at the end of my contract, i leave- My contract has been extended 3 times.... 'due to a fantastic job' that i have been doing.. im not an outright olodo, im not bad at my job.. but Fantastic.. Ask chineze eyes and he will tell u how many nights i call him crying for help on one of my financial reports.. infact, don't go far- ask Law damsel..

2)each time my contract is about to expire, i get a call from the manager saying 'Bimby, your contract has been extended.. again!.. due to your fantastic job' .. and each time, I thank God and continue to work... I found out that, OT had been emailing managers, just before my contract expires to tell tem that he will not work with any other Project manager but BimbyLads.. and OT is one of the very best.. i mean, Microsoft headhunted OT like 2 weeks ago, and he turned it down.. he is that GOOD!...
I still know that God is the ultimate reason why i am still working.. but wetin consign OT???

3) OT makes sure that i am in on EVERY SINGLE thing the office has to offer for permanent employees.,.. unknown to me, he don dey fight silent battles for me to be recognised as permanent, or to even get all the benefits of permanent...
4) OT has made up his mind that he is responsible for me.. he checks my diary, reminds me of appointments, even does some of my work for me, and tells me later that he was bored and decided to help.. before i even knew i had the work...

na hin i come call OT into the room.. and cleverly started a conversation around chineze eyes.. the syko pretended not to hear each time i used the word 'fiancee' ( which by the way, is a word i NEVER USE.. i cant pronounce it..)
since he was pretending to be deaf.. i spoke about my wedding.. and my needing to get my dress.. damn.. i had to say anything.. finally he asks me a very very stupid question..
'Bimby.. ur engaged?: his eyes widening as he asks.... someone else in the room had no choice but to chip in...' common OT, she has been engaged since last year.. she announced it, plus .. look at her ring!'

OT looks at me,. and i can almost see his anger.. ' i thought u were just wearing a ring for the fun of it' ( onyiochi.. i go jus go buy ring and put on top finger.. when i no dey mad like u).. ' when.. to who..? ( i cant believe this guy.. he is really really MAD)

anyway, i told him i was engaged to Johnson- the same Johnson i had always talked about.... thats the name i call Chineze eyes becos i no wan make OT go corner my bloke.. Johnson ko.. Samson ni...

anyway, he mutters one stupid congratulations, and im looking at him in bewilderment.. then he asks me an INCREDIBLE QUESTION.. ' why then have you been flirting with me all this while?'

blogarians, at this juncture.. i must stop typing to take a deep breath,, HAAAAAAAA... hmm.. that felt better... now for a piss... OK...better...
I looked at him and supressed a very amused laughter.. the guy in the room leaves us.. ' how on earth have i been flirting with you?' i choked out..
' well, u smile.. a lot.. at me.. u ..say hi .. when u come in to work.. to me first.. you sign in on MSN during the week end... hoping to catch me on line..

WHAT? WERE PATA PATA POROGODO.. WERE TI O TI SONU SI MUSHIN LE LEYI.. SYKO NUMBER ONE.. ORI BOBO YII TI NI ONE HOLE..NO DOUBT....

MSN? smiling? saying hi to you first?? OT, ( i must thread carefully here..).. I ALWAYS SMILE... to everyone.. I say hi.. to everyone.. i come onto MSN on weekends.. to chat with EVERYONE....i dont flirt with you, i will never flirt with you.. you are married, and i am about to be married.. ( i wanted to add.. even if u were the last single guy on earth.. i will never lai lai marry u)

he doesn't reply me.. he just stares at his keyboard... and asks if i wanted a lift home.. i told him no,,, that i was meeting a friend.. he says ' is it LOW?'...
im thinking.. LOW ke? omo.. make i find the nearest exit ja from here.. where he know say i know Low.. ?
so im like..' no, its not low.. how do u know about low?' he then goes.. 'you were looking for low over the weekend.. , i saw your msn message'... MEEENN.. bobo yi ti ya ti ara e.. yes, i was looking for Lowla bunnie, and did leave a message on MSN.. but wetin consign him..? LOW, be on the look out o.. mon bee ni o!

i told him i was meeting another friend.. and he asks again if i wanted a lift to my friend.. ( see this mumu.. afaa jona en bere erugbon- translation : the muslim priest gets burnt and ur asking for his beard)..

I dont want a lift.. OT just startes at his laptop... he totally ignores me for one hour.. and then asks me when next i am on client site, as he will not be there for one week because he has VISTA training.. I told him i will come to the client site with my other male colleague next week, whether he is there or not.. he looks up from his laptop and says' ur trying to get me jealous by coming to the site with another man? then he quickly laughs.. I don't even bother replying,, this guy need prayers.. after a while of deafening silence, he packs up his laptop,. and leaves.. he says good bye.. i ignore him..

i stay at the clients office for another 1 hour before i go.. dont want him meeting me by the bustop..

I get home and chineze eyes picks me up with roses and takes me to canary wharf for a romantic dinner... he drops me off around midnight and i crashed straight........

p.s: chineze eyes thinks blogging is taking too much of my attention.. lol!

12 comments:

londonnaijachic said...

lol! This OT is a psycho oh. Pls watch him carefully he is even stalking you but its nice that he's got ur back though.

Simply Gorgeous said...

I am so confused now Bimbylads, I had no extent how he has helped your career which is nice, but at the same time that does not give him ownership of you. He has to be really deranged this is past stalker- and you said he is married? Really crazy. Why is he checking your messages- that is so scary ! I am having the same problem with S.O. Sexy he is threatening to send me to Bloggers Anonymous. Is there such a thing? Keep us posted.

bimbylads said...

@ LNC and SG: the guy is not being nice jare.. i think he just wants me to hang around the office.. tell me about scary... its time i began my fasting..

lol at Bloggers anonymous.. LOL!!!

DiAmOnD hawk said...

fatal attraction.... cue STALKER MUSIC....

LondonBuki said...

LOL @ Diamond! But this man is SCARYYYYY!!!!

You come online looking for him??? LOL!!!

You are funny, I was laughing while reading this!

bimbylads said...

@ diamond: i dash u this man,.. u and him can dance to the music ;) :) LOL..
@ Londonbuki: see me see blessings.. lol ( i refuse to say see me see trouble!)

Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) said...

HA! Pekele pekele. This OT is loosing it small small o. Please be very careful. Even though he has helped in the past, doesn't mean u owe him anything. Just be nice and courteous. Whatever's urs will stay.

bimbylads said...

@ cherub: init!.. make i go loose my head becos of job wey no be my papa get am.. shioo! God Dey!

Calabar Gal said...

oh, oh!! The guy was having high hopws that you were chasing him. Why on earth didnt he go in for the kill ever since? Abi he was waiting for you to do that for him? Were ni eh!! LOL!!!

Who says hello first to the othe ron MSN? If I were you, which is not possible, I would remain permanently invisible to him on MSN or delete him completetly from ur messenger list.

Now about this ur contract extension, God works in mysterious ways. OT or no OT, ur contract will still be extended by the grace of God.

bimbylads said...

@ Calabar girl: abi o, AMEN AMEN o.. in JEsus name.. I recieve it..
He says hi to me first on MSN o.. the guy disturbs me no be small.. but since our last conversation, he has been very civil.. i dey fear o..
how do i remain permanently invisible o? abeg come teach me tecknology...

Dimples said...

LOL..ok i'm lost now...OT isn't a Naija man is he????

Lowla u have possibly found a new friend in OT.

Bimbo sha rora o.

bimbylads said...

@ dimples: Whish naija man go dey behave like OT wey hin mama no go carry am go MFM? ehn??