23.2.07

Lady Bimbs in Red....The first of the Story..

Red is my favorite colour. I have more red accessories than any other colour. I am light skinned, and I feel that it complements my skin tone... which must be the reason why i wore Red that day...

The story I am about to tell you happened while i was in Unilag..I will try to tell it to make as much sense as possible.. but, I have only 20 minutes before my next conference call with my client, so ill try.

......When everbody was getting admission into Unilag to study Law, Business admin, Finance, Management, Yours truly got an admission to study French.. wetin consign me? meeen.. anything to join UNILAG as a great LAGGITE, even if i was given admission to study BA in Abegepo.. i would have! and wasn't I ready for them?..I had all my baffs ready, and being a cutie that I am... ( lol.. na u know.. u fine pass me? jeloxy! ).. I knew that i was going to make waves...

My first weeks in unilag was amazing.. i got lots of attention.. guys flocking around me... ' hey.. lovely dimples'.... hmm..'cute girl'.... hm,' ur studying French? sexy!'.. comments flew at ur face like u were a princess.. and i enjoyed it all.. and life was sweet.. as long as Aunty B did not rip off my short skirts, I was living.. and loving the life... until I met Mr Potato Head-

Why i fell for Mr Potato Head (PH), i dont know.. maybe it was is dry lyrics, or his potato head, i don't even know.. but meen, when i say BIMBYLADS fell, meen, believe me say, she fell deep deep!- but not in love o.. in lust ...

I remember those nights under the palm tree by the water front when PH and I would sit in silence.. ( he has no lyrics).... the first 2 weeks with PH where pure silent heaven.. lol.. and one night, he held my hand and said.. listen Bimby, I have a girl friend, but she lives in England, and as soon as she gets back, I will break up with her for u')... somebody.. pls issue me 3 slaps for believing the he goat ! OUCH.. Londonbuki.. not that hard now! :)...


when he told me he had a GF.. i became wonder woman .. ' I DON'T CARE.. i said with lust filled voice.. i will stand by u.. when she comes, u tell her u have met me and u want to be with me.. and we will be togheter .. right?'.. ( pls.. issue me another 2 slaps.. taink u!)... so that was the agreement o! and he promised to do as spoken...anyway, we continued our love nonsenses.... BUT, on the side, PH had a friend, ill call him Buroda (B). Buroda was opposite of PH. B had lyrics, B could yarn a chic, B too was cute, B was sincere, and B said he loved me- ?!

Anyway, Buroda toasted me behind PH's back. Buroda will come at night.. and yarn me all sorts of bonze lyrics- actually Buroda, if ur reading this, pls u should start writing poems.. cos meen.. o good!

anyway, me, i no send buroda o.. if Buroda had brought a whole bowl of ayamase and ofada rice for me 3 times a day, he still had no chance.. and no one.. till today, no one understands why i liked PH so much, and why i couldn't even stand B, even though B was the better choice - then...

anyway.. lets put buroda in a chair for now... i was luving PH more and more.. and the more i did, the more i heard gist about his girlF..' bimby, she's back from Jand o'... 'bimby, shes a chiick o'... 'bimby,, o ma fine ju e lo!'... but wetin consign me? as long as my PH and I were together.. to HELL with any GF in Afghanistan..

okay.. conference call time.. Be Right Back!

10 comments:

Blessed Child said...

Arrggggggh!!Bimbylads...I was enjoying that gist naa!!!Come back and finish it o or else I'll hound your blog!!Am I first??I'm first o yaaaaaaaay!!!Never been first before!!!So yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

What do I get???..lol...Take care of you...

LondonBuki said...

OH NO!!! WHY????

Blessed Child, delete your comment! I want to be FIRST!

LondonBuki said...

I am THIRD AS WELL??

2nd + 3rd = 1st! So Blessed Child, I am first!

LondonBuki said...

BimbyLads!

How come it's just now you started blogging?

I am annoyed with you o!

All these wasted months of not reading your blog and not laughing! You need to put up a post everyday to make me feel better!

LOL!

Anyway... if I had slapped you, you won't have been able to continue the post! Owo mi le o!

Infact, when you have finished with your conference call, you BETTER finish this story!

Simply Gorgeous said...

Como sava? Bimbylads- where are you come and finish your post. I would have given you a dirty slap but I forgive you since you said you like my favorite color and that you have dimples. All is forgiven.

Bimby come and finish your post are you having a good time with OT that you cannot come and finish?

@LB- so you want war, maybe I should send out a memo- mI am always first on this page. So, -.....I don't neeed to say more. You have been warned.

bimbylads said...

@blessed child and LB: if them sack me, una go gimme job?? see ya eyes..like my own..lol.. oya im coming.. 1 more gruesome hour on this call...

@SG: awww.. u forgive me.. okay.. i luf u too..

hexsacize PATIENCE.. !

LondonBuki said...

Simply Gorgeous, I like you oh! A lot! But you don't want to try me, I don't joke o!

If you cross my path, I will show you what I call PEPPER!!! Not ata-rodo kind o! Serious Pepper!

So my dear SG, just sit back and let me take my position as FOST, and nothing else, on THE ORIGINAL BIMBYLAD'S BLOG!!!

kisses to you SG... and HUGS! :-)

Bimbylads, if this blog is not updated before I leave work!!! Hmmm... you don't even want to try it!

exschoolnerd said...

ur previous post na waya..had me cracking up..this girl u are a character..lol...especially that ur aunty alaba i think wey talk sey she go slap ur ear into four...lol...

so u went to unilag? and u survived...am there now and the place na die...like mini-hollywood...

Blessed Child said...

@LB:2nd + 3rd = 1st ke??Bo lo ti gbo yen??Even me wey I go Iya Risika Primary School sef know say ko possible!C'est pas possible!!Abi Bimbylads??Make me sef speak my Faranse.

I'm first o!!LB u better recognise e daada!!

@Bimbylads:I go give u job o!!..lol..O ti sure ju!!Enjoy ur call o!!

bhookey84 said...

hehehheheh ayamase rice, ure such a good storyteller,hehehehe