29.5.07

Drum roll ....

---- ( whisper: Eeeek!! it sure feels weird to be on this black multi colored page!!!- what happened to all the soft pinkness??)

BUT.......... ( drum roll...... tran tan ta raaaaaaaaa!!!...............

I AM BACK!!!

........Where can i start from? my eye don see, my ear don hear, but before I even begin, let me welcome my small self back. o jare, Bimbylads,pele, welcome back to blogville,!! Thank you! Thank you! na una sabi, if una like no welcome me.. hiss....

On the real, thanks to everyone that emailed me while i was away, thanks for your comments and all. I missed blogging much.... but I so needed that break.... It was the most refreshing thing for me.

My last few weeks in a nut shell-( btw, i hate those words,
' in a nutshell' nutshell ko, nutMOBIL ni-- lol! im dry!)


But, in a nutshell:

1- I completely broke down the addiction i have to this blog. Yes o, u this blog, i break your addiction over me by Fire...!! chai, i never see, instead of working, I go juz dey peruse blog like it was i was a blood sucking mosquito and the blog was one fresh yellow skin.. ( like mine!)now, I can say, by the grace of God, that this addiction is over....

2- I focused more on my Christian life. I needed and still need to know God more, need to focus on him more and on myself less. I need to let others know that He is a good God, exceedingly great, mighty and powerful. I will be using this blog more than ever to tell of his good ness- na u sabi o, if u like, commot ya eye from my blog, God is still gonna love you.

3- I got used to missing LawDamsel, my dear paddy that has relocated to Nigeria. Lawdamsel, if ur reading this, those mosquito's cant do u nada... ur still a cutie ( yah rite, u bera go find correct mentholatum to rub that ya mosquito ridden face)

4- I learnt that OT's crush on me is not 'bimbylads specific' yes o, make i no even feel toosh with my self, OT has a crush on another chick in the office o.. the babe na awon Mr Patel types of babe, fine girl o.. forget! the babe fine no be small. , na so we dey meeting one day dey prepare proposal, OT sef dey the meeting. Na so OT commot the meeting room o, so i decided to chat with the babe. Lets call her Shuti. I sha decided to start a conversation:

Bimbylads: so, Shuti, I have something i need to share with you
Shuti: really ( leaning closer) , Bimbylads, go on
Me: its OT, he is really---
Shuti: nooooooooooo!
Me: ( i dey think say, wetin dey do this one? wetin i talk wey u dey say noooo? i wan share better story with u, u dey do like therapist)BUT i said ' what do u mean by nooooo?
Shuti: Did he-- does he? I mean, is he hitting on you too?
Me: me too? too ke? you too?
Shuti: He has caused me grief in this office, he hits on me, flirts with me,( she went on to an endless list of things that OT had done to her to make her uncomfortable)
Me: --------- ( wetin i for talk? after hearing her own gist, na to hol' my mouth o)

I look the girl well well, I look myself, chai!, OT get taste o... no wonder why e get 15mm glasses.. its to see extra clearly.... see two of us, solid lepa babes, fine milk chocolatey, 5'5 with brown eyes and of course, 36 inches of brown legs ( abi now, 36 inches, no be only u get am ;)...)

In short, We decided to become very good friends and share whatever problems OT was causing us. In my mind, I have found another money maker- if we sue OT, patapata, £500k go enter my account- standard!



5- I saw Kanayo O Kanayo( the nigerian actor) !!!... lol....Thats how C.E and his cousin L Finest, took me to see a movie in London the other day. I no know say cinema dey separate seat based on how much u pay o? You wont believe that when we got into the very packed cinema, L Finest spotted some really cosy seats at the top of the screen room, na so, we carried our left legs and marched to the seat. as we sat down, we were wondering why people chose to pack them selves in front and ignore these seats at the back....

Me i sha noticed that as i plunked myself into the super comfy seats, everyone was looking at us, especially one oyinbo woman, the woman just dey squeeze her face... shio? wetin consign me ? ( concern), I sat down well and began to dig into pop corn.......

' excuse me, may i see your tickets?

C.E- tickets? ok- here you go

Cinema attendant: you need to upgrade to be able to sit here, these are special seats, and cost £20 pounds each

LFinest- £20 pounds each? to sit down and watch one foolish film? abeg excuse me make i find correct seat for front.... hiss

Na so, we were bounced o, from the special £20 seat... as i was being bounced, I GLARED at the oyinbo woman back.. how dare she eye me?

Anyway, after the bouncing, which i dont mind cos its not about the £20, not like we couldn’t afford it, but its JUST SENSELESS... paying £20 to sit in leather chairs with the same crowd that paid about £8? it would have made more sense if the people that paid £20 were given caviar and champagne.. hiss

Anyway, the movie was CRAP- SPIDER MAN 3, if you come across me again, I will cage you in my own web.. Rubbish, foolish, senseless film.... if I had paid that £20 pounds ehn, I would have ripped thier leather seat and made a spider man mask out of it… nonsense and jagbajantis.. hissssssssss

anyhoooooooow, after the very upsetting film, we walked out of the cinema and guess who we walked into? K.O.K- yes o, Kanayo O Kanayo and crew... As in bloggers, I no fit laugh. apparently a Nigerian film was being premiered at the cinema that night and they were there to promote the film. You guys shoulda seen the way K.O.K was walking.. his shoulders were higher than his head.. he come dey vexxxxxxx hin face- lol!! as in he musta felt like Denzel meets Will Smith.... nonsense.. no even throway smile to peeps... Im sure RMD would have smiled ---!!

Trust L Finest to rain insults on him.. Imagine, ur coming to promote ur film and your being so pompous? Rubbish.. K.O.K if ur reading this, abeg, learn to smile at 'fans'....


6- I don get another oga for office, from now on, he shall be known as strong>yarnplenty (Y.P), he has been appointed as my direct manager in the energy trading industry.. the guy can YARRRRRRRNN!!! chai!this one na true ' oro labi'... i never see...sha, stay tuned for i shall be unraveling more gist your way....

7- blogger has auto save - ( which is erratic) , BUT i still cannot colour my font on my posts- notice how all remains white?? why cant blogger focus on important things, like allowing bimbylads colour her font with pretty colours, rather than spend idiotic web-developer time making foolish autosave that doesnt work??? hisss..

8- Although back, I juz kent blog as often anymore. like the person I am, I hate routine- and when you are hyper active like me (as in I DON’T DRINK RED BULL- so don’t need it).. so, as an incentive to myself to keep me blogging, ill reduce the frequency.




-take care all and see u in a few weeks or so... and May the almighty God bless you!

(exits with shoulders in the air and squeezing face like Kanayo O K...)

38 comments:

Idemili said...

Silly bomboclaat girl! LOL Glad to have you back!

Am I first?

Idemili said...

Yes, I was first! Anyway, thank God you are not able to use colour on this blog. Dat kain ting they pain eye on black background.

Inuke Omotola Davis said...

welcome back oh.

Thank God you are focusing on him, me i dont mind.

I saw Spidey 3, it was okay but i wont pay $20 to see it.

K.O.K is nigerian denzel, pls allow him room to feel now, aspa achievement.

Welcome back!!!

Bola said...

Welcome back... you were missed :)

~Mimi~ said...

hhmmm chei, i typed one long ass comment before o!it went something like this:
hhmmm so u finally added me????? bimbyyy i missed uuuuuuu!lol.how have u been?welcome back, eh, pele, ndo.shey o gbo?how is chinese eyes?and greet lawD for us,tell her we miss her.

LMAO @ you making spidy mask from the leather seats.abeg, me sef that was watching bootleg,after 10 minutes i switched my laptop off jare.

londonnaijachic said...

welcome back!

Ugo Daniels said...

Nnooo

Waffarian said...

Welcome back, we have missed you oh!

Dimples said...

Welcome back my dear!!!....Ok now let me go and read your post...lol

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

Shes back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welcome back o!!

@INuke
babes, KOK in not niajas denzel o!! say wetin??? what happened to RMD

ExcitedJade said...

welcome back darling... missed u so much...

Vickii said...

You this funny girl, it's good to have you back and I'm glad the break did you good!

By the way, I think you made a mistake in your post ... you mentioned that you and Shuti are 'solid lepa babes, fine milk chocolatey, 5'5 with brown eyes and of course, 36 inches of brown legs' ... I completely agree with everything else but Bimbylads, who dash you the three or so inches that would make you 5'5 ehn???

fluffycutething said...

(exits with shoulders in the air and squeezing face like Kanayo O K...)

That part literaily had me on the floor...

This babe u don come again oh!!!

Welcome back...

Cheers

Omuluzua said...

Welcome back Bims!

Naija Vixen said...

its a lie!!! welcome back oh!!!

TaureanMinx said...

Yayyy, welcome back Bimby

bimbylads said...

thanks guys, thanks so much for all your welcomes!! i missed you guys so much too!! lol!!

vicki, be careful before I HOP over to you with my very loooooong legs..

The Last King Of Scotland said...

nice oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.welcome back welcome back, welllllcome back[mase sings]

DiAmOnD hawk said...

welcome back. Understand the addiction to blogging... was that way for a minute... Funny as always....

I liked SM3... why didnt u like it?

Tutsy said...

LMAO!!! Dude you are too funny, its my first time on ur blog and honestly i'm impressed..you are hilarious.
Glad u broke ur blog addiction... bloging is addictive ain't it?....when i started initially it was the same for me...found myself surfing and reading people's stories all day long and not getting jack accomplished...had to take a short break b4 things got out of hand

Now on the Kanayo gist...i'm not surprised, Nigerian actors (except very few) come over here with that arrogant "i'm a superstar in my country so kiss my ass" mentality...like i really give a rats ass about thier latest flick. Mofos turn thier nose up in the air like they're paying people's bills or something...arrant nonsense.

Now your movie story..that did it for me, only in UK sha, for Yanks, every body pay the same bloody amount and you seat wherever u please. You had me rolling though when you demanded people who paid 20 pounds should get Cavier and Champagne...lol...seriously?...Why not ask for a personal waiter as well...lol.

ebony said...

Glad to see you're back! You sure are gifted. Peace.

LondonBuki said...

BIMBYYYY!!!

You are a clown... Addiction to blogging - I am guilty of that! I need to work on that fast fast!

Sorry dear... I will call you soonest! Infact, I will text you now to prove that I mean it!

We should all hang out soon.

omohemi Benson said...

Welcome love.
lol@orolabi.
@Inuke,
KOK Naija denzel ke nibo?
abegi

Simply Gorgeous said...

Wow, I had to rush over and see for myself... Welcome back babes..Did u miss me? You are truly Bimbylads indeed... like a whirlwind again. I thought you went with ma inlaw-to get married in Naija...

Glad to have you back bighead...

zaiprincesa said...

welcome back bimby...

temmy tayo said...

Ka bo jare omo pupa rodo rodo.
I never speak with Law o. Network sha. So u jam K.O.K
He sign autograph for u? Lol

bimbylads said...

@tutsy, thanks for coming to my blog o, i usually serve bournvita and peppersoup to new memebers, but our catering department is shut for construction. when we re-open you will be first to know!

@ebony, LB, Omahemi, simply and zai: thanks guys, i am too happy to be back!! LB, i saw 50 of ur texts o!! ( 419 like u), temmy, bawo ni now, meen, im no longer pupa rodorodo o! if u see the sun in london....

Life through rose-tinted glasses said...

yay sooo glad ur back babe....i was always checking ur blog.

Very funny as usual especially where u said KOK's shoulders were higher than his head lmao

welcome back hon

BabaAlaye said...

Welcome back Bimby.

We Missed u on Blogger.

Meanwhile, as per the cooking just tell me what u want and Bob's your Uncle

Blessed Child said...

Bimby!Bimby!Bimby!

O ga o!Nice to have u back!

Favoured Girl said...

Welcome back Bimby! I missed your funny/crazy gists...

boorish male said...

Welcome back!!!

exschoolnerd said...

welcome back sweets..still as silly as ever...

lol @ kanayo..dont mind dem naija peeps...dats hw they always behave..though he's in my school and everytime i see him he's always smiling..maybe even too much so i dnt know whats strong with him all of a sudden...

Pink-satin said...

no wonder why e get 15mm glasses.. its to see extra clearly...tew funny...buaaaaaaaaaahhh

Linda Ikeji said...

long time.welcome back...love ur new blog look

BiMbyLaDs** said...

@ everyone...thank you all very much.. thanks!!

phazzzed... said...

good 2 read u again... after soooo long!

Chameleon said...

welcome back bimbylads

was that the electric you went to?

how far with ur wedding plans?