---- ( whisper: Eeeek!! it sure feels weird to be on this black multi colored page!!!- what happened to all the soft pinkness??)
BUT.......... ( drum roll...... tran tan ta raaaaaaaaa!!!...............
I AM BACK!!!
........Where can i start from? my eye don see, my ear don hear, but before I even begin, let me welcome my small self back. o jare, Bimbylads,pele, welcome back to blogville,!! Thank you! Thank you! na una sabi, if una like no welcome me.. hiss....
On the real, thanks to everyone that emailed me while i was away, thanks for your comments and all. I missed blogging much.... but I so needed that break.... It was the most refreshing thing for me.
My last few weeks in a nut shell-( btw, i hate those words,
' in a nutshell' nutshell ko, nutMOBIL ni-- lol! im dry!)
But, in a nutshell:
1- I completely broke down the addiction i have to this blog. Yes o, u this blog, i break your addiction over me by Fire...!! chai, i never see, instead of working, I go juz dey peruse blog like it was i was a blood sucking mosquito and the blog was one fresh yellow skin.. ( like mine!)now, I can say, by the grace of God, that this addiction is over....
2- I focused more on my Christian life. I needed and still need to know God more, need to focus on him more and on myself less. I need to let others know that He is a good God, exceedingly great, mighty and powerful. I will be using this blog more than ever to tell of his good ness- na u sabi o, if u like, commot ya eye from my blog, God is still gonna love you.
3- I got used to missing LawDamsel, my dear paddy that has relocated to Nigeria. Lawdamsel, if ur reading this, those mosquito's cant do u nada... ur still a cutie ( yah rite, u bera go find correct mentholatum to rub that ya mosquito ridden face)
4- I learnt that OT's crush on me is not 'bimbylads specific' yes o, make i no even feel toosh with my self, OT has a crush on another chick in the office o.. the babe na awon Mr Patel types of babe, fine girl o.. forget! the babe fine no be small. , na so we dey meeting one day dey prepare proposal, OT sef dey the meeting. Na so OT commot the meeting room o, so i decided to chat with the babe. Lets call her Shuti. I sha decided to start a conversation:
Bimbylads: so, Shuti, I have something i need to share with you
Shuti: really ( leaning closer) , Bimbylads, go on
Me: its OT, he is really---
Me: ( i dey think say, wetin dey do this one? wetin i talk wey u dey say noooo? i wan share better story with u, u dey do like therapist)BUT i said ' what do u mean by nooooo?
Shuti: Did he-- does he? I mean, is he hitting on you too?
Me: me too? too ke? you too?
Shuti: He has caused me grief in this office, he hits on me, flirts with me,( she went on to an endless list of things that OT had done to her to make her uncomfortable)
Me: --------- ( wetin i for talk? after hearing her own gist, na to hol' my mouth o)
I look the girl well well, I look myself, chai!, OT get taste o... no wonder why e get 15mm glasses.. its to see extra clearly.... see two of us, solid lepa babes, fine milk chocolatey, 5'5 with brown eyes and of course, 36 inches of brown legs ( abi now, 36 inches, no be only u get am ;)...)
In short, We decided to become very good friends and share whatever problems OT was causing us. In my mind, I have found another money maker- if we sue OT, patapata, £500k go enter my account- standard!
5- I saw Kanayo O Kanayo( the nigerian actor) !!!... lol....Thats how C.E and his cousin L Finest, took me to see a movie in London the other day. I no know say cinema dey separate seat based on how much u pay o? You wont believe that when we got into the very packed cinema, L Finest spotted some really cosy seats at the top of the screen room, na so, we carried our left legs and marched to the seat. as we sat down, we were wondering why people chose to pack them selves in front and ignore these seats at the back....
Me i sha noticed that as i plunked myself into the super comfy seats, everyone was looking at us, especially one oyinbo woman, the woman just dey squeeze her face... shio? wetin consign me ? ( concern), I sat down well and began to dig into pop corn.......
' excuse me, may i see your tickets?
C.E- tickets? ok- here you go
Cinema attendant: you need to upgrade to be able to sit here, these are special seats, and cost £20 pounds each
LFinest- £20 pounds each? to sit down and watch one foolish film? abeg excuse me make i find correct seat for front.... hiss
Na so, we were bounced o, from the special £20 seat... as i was being bounced, I GLARED at the oyinbo woman back.. how dare she eye me?
Anyway, after the bouncing, which i dont mind cos its not about the £20, not like we couldn’t afford it, but its JUST SENSELESS... paying £20 to sit in leather chairs with the same crowd that paid about £8? it would have made more sense if the people that paid £20 were given caviar and champagne.. hiss
Anyway, the movie was CRAP- SPIDER MAN 3, if you come across me again, I will cage you in my own web.. Rubbish, foolish, senseless film.... if I had paid that £20 pounds ehn, I would have ripped thier leather seat and made a spider man mask out of it… nonsense and jagbajantis.. hissssssssss
anyhoooooooow, after the very upsetting film, we walked out of the cinema and guess who we walked into? K.O.K- yes o, Kanayo O Kanayo and crew... As in bloggers, I no fit laugh. apparently a Nigerian film was being premiered at the cinema that night and they were there to promote the film. You guys shoulda seen the way K.O.K was walking.. his shoulders were higher than his head.. he come dey vexxxxxxx hin face- lol!! as in he musta felt like Denzel meets Will Smith.... nonsense.. no even throway smile to peeps... Im sure RMD would have smiled ---!!
Trust L Finest to rain insults on him.. Imagine, ur coming to promote ur film and your being so pompous? Rubbish.. K.O.K if ur reading this, abeg, learn to smile at 'fans'....
6- I don get another oga for office, from now on, he shall be known as strong>yarnplenty (Y.P), he has been appointed as my direct manager in the energy trading industry.. the guy can YARRRRRRRNN!!! chai!this one na true ' oro labi'... i never see...sha, stay tuned for i shall be unraveling more gist your way....
7- blogger has auto save - ( which is erratic) , BUT i still cannot colour my font on my posts- notice how all remains white?? why cant blogger focus on important things, like allowing bimbylads colour her font with pretty colours, rather than spend idiotic web-developer time making foolish autosave that doesnt work??? hisss..
8- Although back, I juz kent blog as often anymore. like the person I am, I hate routine- and when you are hyper active like me (as in I DON’T DRINK RED BULL- so don’t need it).. so, as an incentive to myself to keep me blogging, ill reduce the frequency.
-take care all and see u in a few weeks or so... and May the almighty God bless you!
(exits with shoulders in the air and squeezing face like Kanayo O K...)