4.2.07

I AM NOT MRS SHALIMARRRRR!!


i remember saying that I would not come back to this blogging thingy when i joined.. and true to it.. i didn't.. i came back today because i need to document how ashamed of my self i am.. yesterday, chineze eyez and drove down towards Startford, and I felt an undying familiar craving for puff puff.. so i begged Chinese eyez, to stop by at Tasty.. I practically ran into tasty.. salivating.. asking for 4 puff puffs. ( mind u, 4 for 1 pound).. and the lady looked at me.. ( probably thinking ' see this young yellow paw paw.. asking for puff puff like there is no tomorrow).. anyway, she dipped her wooden fork into the puff.. and out came an oil soaked, yeast destroyed, dough ravaging puff puff screaming :'don't eat me... i am FAT FAT FAT..' ... whatever.. i paid the £2 pounds ( yeah, i bought 8..) and ran back to the car... where Chinese eyez eyes me suspiciously as i destroyed the puffs.. one by one.. slowly but surely..( he took 2 himself oo)...... but i ate the remaining 6... 6 puff puffs... chinese eyez did not stop me.. after i wiped my oily fingers, he then said, in his usual soft spoken tone.. BimbyLads, how will u fit into your wedding dress??
EYE POPPING SILENCE.........

MY WEDDING DRESS!!! i had completely forgotten.. i ordered a dress, size 8.. a few weeks ago.. and now,my already round belly is now full of puff.. wo, when the dress comes, ill surely vist Florence, my ever faithful tailor..

So,for the past few days.. actually more than few days, one Indian accented person has been calling my land line, asking for MRS SHALIMAR.. i can just imagine the individual, shaking his neck in true Indian style, and asking the question.. and times without number, i have told him that i AM NOT MRS SHALIMAR!!!!! where the name came from, I HAVE NO IDEA.. abi my fake beauty spot on my forehead makes me look shalimaish?

So its Sunday, and I didnt go to Church today, but I had my special worship at home.. I hope everyone has a blessed week, and a highly favoured week..

One word of advice.. stay off the puff puff...

3 comments:

Calabar Gal said...

Welcome to Blogvillee. Thanks for dropping by my page. Congratulations on ur impending wedding and pls keep off the puff puff (smile) if u still want it to fit on the D-Day. Cheers!!

Favoured Girl said...

I saw two words "wedding dress" and that got me excited. Girl you're getting married?! When is the big day?
I had to laugh at this post though! I ordered my wedding dress 6 months ahead. On the morning of the big day, my auntie and bridesmaids were asking me if I had gained weight because the thing was tight! I was dumbfounded, I thought brides usually lost weight with all the planning and stuff. No jokes o, I inhaled deeply, and they managed to fit me into the dress, LOL. Lay off the puff-puff sweetie!

bimbylads said...

@ CL and FG, Yes, by Gods grace, I will be saying I DO soon.. but i am the most disorganized bride you will ever meet.. keep and eye on my blog, for i shall surely unveil the necessary info...kiss!